True story. When I lived in the States, I met the author Julian Barnes. He was on a tour to promote his novel ‘History of the World in 10 and a half chapters’. In the final chapter of it, the main character goes to heaven, and finds out that Leicester City have won the FA Cup. And he can’t believe it. It was around Christmas 1989 then, and I told him I didn’t believe the end of his book either. After all, it was twenty years since we’d fucked up our last chance of winning it. So he signed a copy of his book to ‘Bullet Woollett’. I’ve still got it somewhere.