Imagine Rodgers team talk to this team

[Thorney]

" Now wee Willie and wee Bobby stop all this tackling and putting your foot in, get the ball and pass pass pass to keep the ball moving
Rodney stop running here there and everywhere
Shilts stop going long,pass it short to Woollett the Bullet
Ally/Stringy I dont like a big fella up top so you boys won't be playing
The rest of you keep running and fighting"

 

[courtslcfc]

I can't imagine many sideways passes on the pitches in those days.

 

[DagenhamFox]

Fighting?

 

[Hampshirefox]

Fighting?

It's the latest word in his notepad
The New Testament according to St Brendan.
"Thou shalt not head a goal" is also in there.

 

[Thorney]

Fighting?

Uses it a lot yet doesn't know the feckin meaning of the word!!!

 

[hackneyfox]

"Thou shalt not head a goal" is also in there.

Strange then that he’s been talking about throwing Souttar up front.

 

[LGFOX]

Rodney. Please explain to me why you are laying in the mud most of the match. It’s horrible stuff and means the poor cleaning ladies have to be kept on at extra cost to the club to get your kit clean for the next match.
Lenny. What the hell are you doing on the left wing? You’re a left footer.
Graham. We can’t have you going hell for leather trying to tackle the opposition CF. Just pass the ball to your left to John and he’ll pass it back to you.
Peter. Will you stop trying to block,stop, tip over the bar, catch crosses etc. My old goalie didn’t do crosses or kick the ball downfield as it mostly went directly into the directors box. As for the new one he couldn’t stop a pig in a passage.
David. Didn’t you go to grammar school? You’re like me. A cut above the rest. Why the hell are you even here playing football?
Paul. You look like you should be in the U18’s.

 

[Hampshirefox]

Strange then that he’s been talking about throwing Souttar up front.

Try signing a forward to do that job ffs I may be wrong but wasn't Souttar signed as a centre half?
Rodgers doesn't want big strikers it spoils his elite tactics which don't work.

 

[mickyhoss]

Rodney. Please explain to me why you are laying in the mud most of the match. It’s horrible stuff and means the poor cleaning ladies have to be kept on at extra cost to the club to get your kit clean for the next match.
Lenny. What the hell are you doing on the left wing? You’re a left footer.
Graham. We can’t have you going hell for leather trying to tackle the opposition CF. Just pass the ball to your left to John and he’ll pass it back to you.
Peter. Will you stop trying to block,stop, tip over the bar, catch crosses etc. My old goalie didn’t do crosses or kick the ball downfield as it mostly went directly into the directors box. As for the new one he couldn’t stop a pig in a passage.
David. Didn’t you go to grammar school? You’re like me. A cut above the rest. Why the hell are you even here playing football?
Paul. You look like you should be in the U18’s.

Paul: You are not Allan Clarke

 

[LGFOX]

Paul: You are not Allan Clarke

You’re right Micky. Mea Culpa. Lookalike to Mr Matthews though.

 

[mickyhoss]

You’re right Micky. Mea Culpa. Lookalike to Mr Matthews though.

It is Matthews, it was supposed to be a joke

 

[soupsandwich]

Someone needs to tell Lenny's mam to stop putting bleach in the Sunday morning wash!

 

[bnet]

No sé lo que estoy haciendo, pero tengo un cinturón de Gucci



Odio a los fanáticos porque no me llamarán élite.

 

[Will Hay]

I'll make sure the hairdresser turns up this week at Seagrave Palace,your not as well groomed as my old team.