Rooney sacked

Eustace knows how much more rooney got paid so if he wants to go back he has them over a barrel. i wouldn't, there are plenty of clubs he could go to and do a good job.
 
the yank will be looking for a big name: how about

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch

or

Daniel Michael Blake Day-Lewis


or maybe

Mahershalalhashbaz "Mahershala Ali" Gilmore​


favourite on oddschecker though is:

"Akon" - Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

"Akon" - Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith is being lined up as we speak.
 
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