It's definitely flat....

jackieguaccamo said:
Yeah, there's thick fucks all over the place. Doesn't make me wrong in my thinking.
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Yeah mate. I couldnt believe it. There was me, walking through the square in Harboro with the Doris, and, “kinell! Theres my burger flipping buddy, Jackie, and his Dad”!
 
Do you really think we are on a ball, spinning through the universe at a 1000 miles an hour, flying through space with loads of planets and things spinning round us? Come on Spudders, that's crazy thinking. Does it feel like we are spinning? Why aren't the stars spinning above us?

BTW, I bumped into Roy Blake last week in the Black Horse. Is John still alive? He was saying Jennings is in a right state nowdays.
 
jackieguaccamo said:
Do you really think we are on a ball, spinning through the universe at a 1000 miles an hour, flying through space with loads of planets and things spinning round us? Come on Spudders, that's crazy thinking. Does it feel like we are spinning? Why aren't the stars spinning above us?

BTW, I bumped into Roy Blake last week in the Black Horse. Is John still alive? He was saying Jennings is in a right state nowdays.
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How can I fly to Australia, straight over the top, and land back at Bosworth gliding club, without turning round?
I havent seen Jennings for years. He has always been a state. A body cant take that abuse indefinitely, as proved by Day-Day. John is fine, lives two doors from my brother. He’s a paragon of non drinking, clean living these days!
 
astleyfox said:
How can I fly to Australia, straight over the top, and land back at Bosworth gliding club, without turning round?
I havent seen Jennings for years. He has always been a state. A body cant take that abuse indefinitely, as proved by Day-Day. John is fine, lives two doors from my brother. He’s a paragon of non drinking, clean living these days!
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Oh you mean that place Australia where everyone lives upside down on the globe earth. Gravity is an amazing thing innit!

I wasn't sure as I asked Roy how John was and he started talking about Jennings. So i though, fuck perhaps I'd missed John's demise. Glad to hear he's all good. And actually Roy was looking good considering the life he's led.
 
jackieguaccamo said:
Oh you mean that place Australia where everyone lives upside down on the globe earth. Gravity is an amazing thing innit!

I wasn't sure as I asked Roy how John was and he started talking about Jennings. So i though, fuck perhaps I'd missed John's demise. Glad to hear he's all good. And actually Roy was looking good considering the life he's led.
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You knew he has had cancer recently? Do you know Howard and Jeff Woodward?
Have you ever spun your Datsun Cherry, whilst doing a deliveroo for Maccy-D’s? That feeling of being pinned to the door? Thats a bit how gravity works. Its the spinning, see? Have you seen the ice wall?
 
jackieguaccamo said:
Doesn't mean there's satellites floating round the globe though, you can have sat nav on a flat earth, it actually makes more sense on a flat, non spinning earth.
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Why does having sat nav on a flat, non spinning earth make more sense than having a sat nav on a globe earth?
 
astleyfox said:
You knew he has had cancer recently? Do you know Howard and Jeff Woodward?
Have you ever spun your Datsun Cherry, whilst doing a deliveroo for Maccy-D’s? That feeling of being pinned to the door? Thats a bit how gravity works. Its the spinning, see? Have you seen the ice wall?
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Surely if the worlds spinning like my datsun, it would push me away from the earth?
 
jackieguaccamo said:
Do you really think we are on a ball, spinning through the universe at a 1000 miles an hour, flying through space with loads of planets and things spinning round us? Come on Spudders, that's crazy thinking. Does it feel like we are spinning? Why aren't the stars spinning above us?
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These are child-like questions...
 
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