What do you smell like these days 😏

Used to be Paca Rabane, then I was a Joop man in my 30’s and over the last decade I’ve made a transition to Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey Pour Homme Eau de Toilette Spray and roll on deodorant rather than the old lynx, my brothers ex used to work on a perfume counter in Woolies and gave us bags of samples so we never had to pay back in the day 😊
Gripfil didn’t seem to work so I’m now sporting a heady aroma of methylated spirit having just painted my panelling.
Still doesn’t seem to attract the ladies although a couple of camp decorators are flirting with me.