The Bloke Who Delivers Our Christmas Tree

[Sohofox]

Has tied a load of blue & white ribbon round one of the branches for Good Luck!
What a star!

 

[Ansteyfox]

Has tied a load of blue & white ribbon round one of the branches for Good Luck!
What a star!

Harrods, Fortnum & Mason?

 

[What?]

Has tied a load of blue & white ribbon round one of the branches for Good Luck!
What a star!

How did he know you support Chelsea?

 

[foxesneverquit]

Millwall maybe?

 

[TartanFox]

Who has a Christmas tree delivered?

Are you the Earl of Lewisham?

 

[Sohofox]

The local florist takes my order and delivers when I ask. I also take down a tripod stand to his shop and he fits the tree into the tripod stand before he delivers.
5 ft tree for £30 with free fitting and delivery.
And free blue & white ribbons!
Might use him for my funeral - but not sure he'll agree to make up a bouquet in blue & white saying "CAANT".

 

[ArmadaSur]

Why would you want a Christmas tree for your funeral ?

 

[What?]

Depending on where he sticks it you can save on the tripod as well

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

Has tied a load of blue & white ribbon round one of the branches for Good Luck!
What a star!

Now you’ve changed gender you can sit on the top of it.

 

[RockyFox]

Why would you want a Christmas tree for your funeral ?

Maybe Soho’s planning to snuff it on Christmas Eve

 

[David_Nish]

The local florist takes my order and delivers when I ask. I also take down a tripod stand to his shop and he fits the tree into the tripod stand before he delivers.
5 ft tree for £30 with free fitting and delivery.
And free blue & white ribbons!
Might use him for my funeral - but not sure he'll agree to make up a bouquet in blue & white saying "CAANT".

Good deal that is

 

[Wheezer]

Blue and white ribbons? - well lordy, lordy.
I have LCFC baubles - yes, baubles - and the fairy has a blue LCFC Santa hat.
The bleedin' amateurs you get on here ....

 

[LGFOX]

And I’ve got these thanks to Micky

 

[Wheezer]

Wow!! OK, I fold. The pot is yours!
Those are typically brilliant.