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Lingers Long On Cank Street
We’ll go back to wearing army issue boots with six studs, of the sort Soho likes to see people wearing on his allotment. Old leather panelled ball, too with laces. The pitch won’t be over watered any more, at least not after the mud has got four inches deep.
Vardy will be paired with either Skeletor or Van Damme up top, with Skeletor dropping back to provide extra cover for Tarkowski and Pope at corners.
The Seagrave Holiday Park will be boarded up in favour of an old lean to in Blackbird Road, with players learning skills with a tin can on a cobbled yard, with goalies practicing skills with a tennis ball at the bottom of a nylon stocking.
Food outlets will sell bread with dripping except for Sunday games, when it will be Madeira cake and fish paste sandwiches.
Wanderin’ Star will become the goal music, and we’ll pay all transfer fees in pennies.
Relegation will be flirted with in season one, and from then on, all the free flowing football we ached for will stop in favour of the mixer. Wood will be re-signed for 25,000p.
Vardy will be paired with either Skeletor or Van Damme up top, with Skeletor dropping back to provide extra cover for Tarkowski and Pope at corners.
The Seagrave Holiday Park will be boarded up in favour of an old lean to in Blackbird Road, with players learning skills with a tin can on a cobbled yard, with goalies practicing skills with a tennis ball at the bottom of a nylon stocking.
Food outlets will sell bread with dripping except for Sunday games, when it will be Madeira cake and fish paste sandwiches.
Wanderin’ Star will become the goal music, and we’ll pay all transfer fees in pennies.
Relegation will be flirted with in season one, and from then on, all the free flowing football we ached for will stop in favour of the mixer. Wood will be re-signed for 25,000p.