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Be interesting to see how France responds to the UK when we tell them not to see fags to a 37 year old Brit. Fuck me, they keep sending their refugees over here by the boat load when we’ve asked them not to.
 
Richardvanles said:
Be interesting to see how France responds to the UK when we tell them not to see fags to a 37 year old Brit. Fuck me, they keep sending their refugees over here by the boat load when we’ve asked them not to.
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IN A BROKEN BRITAIN, THE TWO PARTIES MAIN POINTS ARE…

Left: We’ll clean your kids teeth and everything, what ever colour or gender they identify as. Vote for us.

Right: We’re gonna ban smoking (not vaping), so no one over the age of 14 will ever be able to smoke tabs ever again, vote for us. Oh yeah, and just in case that ain’t enough we agree with you that a bloke in a dress, is a bloke, vote for us.

It’s fucking mental, and if they can’t see it’s fucking mental, then they’re fucking mentally retarded.
 
jackieguaccamo said:
IN A BROKEN BRITAIN, THE TWO PARTIES MAIN POINTS ARE…

Left: We’ll clean your kids teeth and everything, what ever colour or gender they identify as. Vote for us.

Right: We’re gonna ban smoking (not vaping), so no one over the age of 14 will ever be able to smoke tabs ever again, vote for us. Oh yeah, and just in case that ain’t enough we agree with you that a bloke in a dress, is a bloke, vote for us.

It’s fucking mental, and if they can’t see it’s fucking mental, then they’re fucking mentally retarded.
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They all deserve each other.
A black serial criminal dies and they’re all on their knees with their mouth open ready for a black shlong to tickle their tonsils.
One of their own from the Antifa mob gets stabbed to death by a random black guy and not a peep out of any of them.
I think you’re right, mentally retarded.
 
RegiRoka said:
Oh, I'm sure you'll find some things that were worth it and I understand that you lot are in love with the state. :) Even when it's your bogeymen in charge.

So you reckon they should ban fags, then?
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Nope, i'm just taking you to task on your blanket statement and your usual avoidance and distraction tactics.
Clearly you also approve of 'the man' banning certain things like asbestos that you grew up with otherwise you would be a total fucking idiot.
Which of course you aren't. :)
 
Tuz_Not_Tuzz said:
Nope, i'm just taking you to task on your blanket statement and your usual avoidance and distraction tactics.
Clearly you also approve of 'the man' banning certain things like asbestos that you grew up with otherwise you would be a total fucking idiot.
Which of course you aren't. :)
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Avoidance? Says one of the most blatant post and fuck off people on this site.

So, unlike certain people, I'll try and answer your usual blanket statement.

Do I think all state decisions are bad? Of course not. Since when did I say it?

Do I usually feel more empathy with 'common people' or the fuckers that you lot seem to love, quote and support? Yes.
 
hackneyfox said:
There was a black market in alcohol during prohibition that lead to the mafia becoming so powerful.
I’d sooner pay a tax on something and it go to the government than a profit going to criminal gangs who then invest that money in trafficking people.
Your black market in locally brewed Schnapps isn’t like county lines I’m assuming.
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That's right Buddy, if you don't pay tax, you get the mafia. 🤣🤣

And if you don't pay tax, you get people trafficking. 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
hackneyfox said:
Your black market in locally brewed Schnapps isn’t like county lines I’m assuming.
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It's traditional here. Before the country joined the EU, it was a point of contention. But no government could ban it here and survive. The EU let it go. But about 13 years ago, once they got a government here they didn't like, the EU started the debate up again. They wanted it taxed and more controlled. The government refused to cave in.

Add it to the list of reasons why we are not popular in Brussels. (My neighbour brought me a bottle on Wednesday as a birthday gift.). All of it made at home with fruit from the garden.

Anyroad, I wonder how people trafficking is fairing in your world of Democrats, wars and lax border controls. I reckon the answer to these problems must be more tax. 🥺
 
jackieguaccamo said:
IN A BROKEN BRITAIN, THE TWO PARTIES MAIN POINTS ARE…

Left: We’ll clean your kids teeth and everything, what ever colour or gender they identify as. Vote for us.

Right: We’re gonna ban smoking (not vaping), so no one over the age of 14 will ever be able to smoke tabs ever again, vote for us. Oh yeah, and just in case that ain’t enough we agree with you that a bloke in a dress, is a bloke, vote for us.

It’s fucking mental, and if they can’t see it’s fucking mental, then they’re fucking mentally retarded.
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Another beautiful post Mr G. 👍
 
RegiRoka said:
It's traditional here. Before the country joined the EU, it was a point of contention. But no government could ban it here and survive. The EU let it go. But about 13 years ago, once they got a government here they didn't like, the EU started the debate up again. They wanted it taxed and more controlled. The government refused to cave in.

Add it to the list of reasons why we are not popular in Brussels. (My neighbour brought me a bottle on Wednesday as a birthday gift.). All of it made at home with fruit from the garden.

Anyroad, I wonder how people trafficking is fairing in your world of Democrats, wars and lax border controls. I reckon the answer to these problems must be more tax. 🥺
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It’s in their mindset. When groups rebel against control their only answer in more control.
 
RegiRoka said:
I don't smoke and no one blows it in my face anymore, so it's nothing to do with me. It's totally pointless, I reckon. I've lost a fair number of people to it over the years and that's not good either, but then something always gets you in the end.

As an old git, I'm no fan of the state banning things that I've grown up with, and things that are enjoyed by people I know. No fan of the state telling people how to live. I couln't give a shit if people use the black market. Fair play to em.
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Fair enough, lad.
 
From what I see the kids aren’t starting smoking anywhere near as much as they used to. They’re filling their lungs with sweet, fruit flavoured vape smoke instead.

I think the biggest problem is those who smoke weed and mix it with tobacco, as most do. If they can’t get the tobacco what will they use?
 
jackieguaccamo said:
IN A BROKEN BRITAIN, THE TWO PARTIES MAIN POINTS ARE…

Left: We’ll clean your kids teeth and everything, what ever colour or gender they identify as. Vote for us.

Right: We’re gonna ban smoking (not vaping), so no one over the age of 14 will ever be able to smoke tabs ever again, vote for us. Oh yeah, and just in case that ain’t enough we agree with you that a bloke in a dress, is a bloke, vote for us.

It’s fucking mental, and if they can’t see it’s fucking mental, then they’
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Mmmmm sweet delicious Koolaid........
 
DagenhamFox said:
From what I see the kids aren’t starting smoking anywhere near as much as they used to. They’re filling their lungs with sweet, fruit flavoured vape smoke instead.

I think the biggest problem is those who smoke weed and mix it with tobacco, as most do. If they can’t get the tobacco what will they use?
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I imagine they'll mix their illegal tobacco with their illegal weed. (And be even more cool and exciting.)
 
DagenhamFox said:
From what I see the kids aren’t starting smoking anywhere near as much as they used to. They’re filling their lungs with sweet, fruit flavoured vape smoke instead.

I think the biggest problem is those who smoke weed and mix it with tobacco, as most do. If they can’t get the tobacco what will they use?
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There are many ways of ingesting cannabis Daggers
 
perdix said:
Shouldn't they be focusing more on the obese and drinkers?
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I reckon a ban on most food and drink will reduce the carbon footprint of any city.
Combine it with an 'eat like a pig' exemption card, (price 4 thousand bucks a year), and we have another winner.

Get a Labour Mayor to back it, and we'll be sifting through Groovy posts in support for the next three months.
 
People go down the pub and socialise over a few drinks. You don’t get the same with fags. That’s part of the reason. Banning cigarettes won’t fuck up other industries.
 
DagenhamFox said:
People go down the pub and socialise over a few drinks. You don’t get the same with fags. That’s part of the reason. Banning cigarettes won’t fuck up other industries.
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You're missing out the culture and the history. We got thousands of years of booze. Even Jesus turned water into wine. Banning the communion will be seen as a sign, and it won't be a good one.
 
Smoking is cool. People look cool when they smoke and chicks love guys who smoke.
Without cigarettes, the dating industry would collapse and the world population will decline and devolve into an unhappy, celibate nightmare.

Just outlaw the plumes on a peacock instead.
 
Sunak. Uniparty distraction? ????

Yeah, let's get them going on about fags. We might even get tehm to add an F to the LGBTQ list. Fag Suckers.
 
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