Player of the year vote on the club website

You won’t find it funny when they offer Bertrand a new contract off the back of this vote.
I thought he wanted a three year contract to sign when we signed him, we offered 2yrs with a option of 1 Yr extension but seeing as he has been injured most of the time it hopefully won't happen.
 
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Whilst I appreciate the sentiment of the piss take, I've gone with Mendy, not that he got much of a run out all season either.
 
I fear this may end up like one of the old Guatemalan elections, when the people voted in their millions for Comandante Smithies, or El Plastico, but the result was announced as another landslide for Presidente Maddison.
 
My vote goes to Soumare purely in the hope that it gets him up on stage for a recount with David Niven’s fridge. The fridge would mount the stage a lot faster and could probably deliver a much better acceptance speech!

And the fridge would purr a lot louder than when Soumare runs around.
 
On a more serious note doesn’t this just sum up our club right now. A PL club, the 17th ( at the moment) richest club in the world is employing clowns in the media dept who include Hamza who has been on a season long loan, Perez and Albrighton who’ve been on loan since January, Plastic who hasn’t been fit most of the season and when he is can’t get near a 9 man bench, Vestergaard who has refused to move, Smithies who hasn’t played one minute plus a plethora of others stealing a living.
They are taking the piss literally. The media clown who has produced this list must have a manager. Does nobody proof read and say hold on. Hamza? He’s been on a season long loan. Obviously nobody does. And there my friends sums up our club right there in a nutshell.
Does anyone know who the media manager is. I’d like to write to him/her and get them to explain this debacle. Rant over.
 
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On a more serious note doesn’t this just sum up our club right now. [...]
They are taking the piss literally. The media clown who has produced this list must have a manager. Does nobody proof read and say hold on. Hamza? He’s been on a season long loan. Obviously nobody does. And there my friends sums up our club right there in a nutshell.
Does anyone know who the media manager is. I’d like to write to him/her and get them to explain this debacle. Rant over.
Besides, it doesn't even require registration, and you can vote multiple times. It's beyond ridiculous really.

I voted for Smithies, by the way!
 
On a more serious note doesn’t this just sum up our club right now. A PL club, the 17th ( at the moment) richest club in the world is employing clowns in the media dept who include Hamza who has been on a season long loan, Perez and Albrighton who’ve been on loan since January, Plastic who hasn’t been fit most of the season and when he is can’t get near a 9 man bench, Vestergaard who has refused to move, Smithies who hasn’t played one minute plus a plethora of others stealing a living.
They are taking the piss literally. The media clown who has produced this list must have a manager. Does nobody proof read and say hold on. Hamza? He’s been on a season long loan. Obviously nobody does. And there my friends sums up our club right there in a nutshell.
Does anyone know who the media manager is. I’d like to write to him/her and get them to explain this debacle. Rant over.
Or someone with either a sense of humour or using the opportunity to make the sort of point we've all been making...

...or just someone pressing a button that imports names from a list of all registered players into a form which I would suggest is about the maximum level of effort it deserved this season.
 
It reckoned poll finished last night but it's still making out you can still vote, my finger is knackered voting for Hamza 15 times.
It states ‘Voting closes at 11.59pm BST on Thursday 25 May.’

There’s still time to wait until after the Newcastle game and then get your votes in for an amazing hat-trick by Soumare, winning that crucial game for the amazing Leicester City.

Me though, I’ll stick with Ryan.
 
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