Kaypee’s Footy Comp: Round Two Results & Round Three Fixtures

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Given my current slough of deep despond (the very antithesis of ‘Deep joy’) I may never return to Chateau KP from this more sceptred isle 🇬🇷 I’ve overdosed on my pills and drank myself silly to no discernible positive effect. As Lurcio would have it “Woe, woe and thrice woe!”

Despite my overwhelming sense of despair I’ll endeavour to post the Round Two results later this week.

In the meantime here are the Round Three fixtures:

Saturday 20th May 3pm GMT

1. Wolves v Everton

Saturday 20th May 5.30pm

2. F****t v Arsenal

Sunday 21st May 1.30pm

3. West Ham v Dirty Leeds

Sunday 21st May 2pm

4. Brighton v Southampton

Monday 22nd May 8pm

5. Newcastle v Leicester City


Please put your predictions in match order as previously. Given the relatively low scores in the first two rounds(Mark Lawrenson is alive and well) it’s theoretically still possible (just like it is for us to stay up - Nurse!) for new entrants to win the charidee prize pot (currently standing at £40) and the perpetual adoration from your peers that goes with being this compo’s soothsayer sans pareil.

I thank you.

Anyone want a Newcastle ticket? ☹️
 
1. 1-1
2. 1-2
3. 1-1
4. 3-0
5. 4-0
I don’t remember giving you any of my pills LG? Are you sure you have them in the right order?

Indeed that goes for the lot of you thus far. Are you mad?

Ignore all that. The Alkyzheimer’s has kicked in big time!
 
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I don’t remember giving you any of my pills LG? Are you sure you have them in the right order?

Indeed that goes for the lot of you thus far. Are you mad?

Ignore all that. The Alkyzheimer’s has kicked in big time!
Aw come on, at least I've got us to score. That's surely optimism of the highest caliber!
 
I don’t remember giving you any of my pills LG? Are you sure you have them in the right order?

Indeed that goes for the lot of you thus far. Are you mad?

Ignore all that. The Alkyzheimer’s has kicked in big time!
Like tying a piece of cotton round your tooth and attaching it to the door handle, I just want it all over.
 
1. Wolves v Everton 2-1

Saturday 20th May 5.30pm

2. F****t v Arsenal 0-2

Sunday 21st May 1.30pm

3. West Ham v Dirty Leeds 1-0

Sunday 21st May 2pm

4. Brighton v Southampton 3-0

Monday 22nd May 8pm

5. Newcastle v Leicester City 0-1 and it’s on
 
Given my current slough of deep despond (the very antithesis of ‘Deep joy’) I may never return to Chateau KP from this more sceptred isle 🇬🇷 I’ve overdosed on my pills and drank myself silly to no discernible positive effect. As Lurcio would have it “Woe, woe and thrice woe!”

Despite my overwhelming sense of despair I’ll endeavour to post the Round Two results later this week.

In the meantime here are the Round Three fixtures:

Saturday 20th May 3pm GMT

1. Wolves v Everton

Saturday 20th May 5.30pm

2. F****t v Arsenal

Sunday 21st May 1.30pm

3. West Ham v Dirty Leeds

Sunday 21st May 2pm

4. Brighton v Southampton

Monday 22nd May 8pm

5. Newcastle v Leicester City


Please put your predictions in match order as previously. Given the relatively low scores in the first two rounds(Mark Lawrenson is alive and well) it’s theoretically still possible (just like it is for us to stay up - Nurse!) for new entrants to win the charidee prize pot (currently standing at £40) and the perpetual adoration from your peers that goes with being this compo’s soothsayer sans pareil.

I thank you.

Anyone want a Newcastle ticket? ☹️
1. 1-1
2. 1-3
3. 1-2
4. 3-0
5. 3-1
 
Given my current slough of deep despond (the very antithesis of ‘Deep joy’) I may never return to Chateau KP from this more sceptred isle 🇬🇷 I’ve overdosed on my pills and drank myself silly to no discernible positive effect. As Lurcio would have it “Woe, woe and thrice woe!”

Despite my overwhelming sense of despair I’ll endeavour to post the Round Two results later this week.

In the meantime here are the Round Three fixtures:

Saturday 20th May 3pm GMT

1. Wolves v Everton

Saturday 20th May 5.30pm

2. F****t v Arsenal

Sunday 21st May 1.30pm

3. West Ham v Dirty Leeds

Sunday 21st May 2pm

4. Brighton v Southampton

Monday 22nd May 8pm

5. Newcastle v Leicester City


Please put your predictions in match order as previously. Given the relatively low scores in the first two rounds(Mark Lawrenson is alive and well) it’s theoretically still possible (just like it is for us to stay up - Nurse!) for new entrants to win the charidee prize pot (currently standing at £40) and the perpetual adoration from your peers that goes with being this compo’s soothsayer sans pareil.

I thank you.

Anyone want a Newcastle ticket? ☹️
1 2-1
2 2-2
3 2-1
4 3-0
5 4-1 Championship going be alright
 
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