I'm creating a period-tracking software package add-on for MS Excel

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

I have a younger wide who goes completely mental 'that time of the month' so I'm creating an app that you can load as an add-on for Excel.

It will help you to fairly accurately tell when she is PMS-ing and when she is likely to begin her 'flow'.

If anyone is interested by all means let me know, it can be a real life saver!

 

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

*wife

And no she ain't 'wide', at least not yet!

Whereas my ex has an arse the width of an axehandle....but that's neither here nor there I suppose. ...

 

[sixthswan]

There's already an app for that...

 

[IT Fox]

Several apps in fact. It's to counter the broads that use "that time" as an excuse to be a cunt.

Knock her up, problem solved.

 

[Giovanni Fongulo]

Joe I have question, will software tell you optimal time that you can get away with calling her a cunt?