I Wonder What Happens When He Gets Home To His Life-sized Portrait?

[channys6thswan]

I reckon he flicks a duster over the bottom of the frame before re-lighting the candle beneath it.

 

[Tuz_Not_Tuzz]

It's only 4'11" isn't it?

 

[TartanFox]

Adjusts his Gucci belt and winks at it.

 

[swabianfox]

He'll probably talk to it like Arnold J. Rimmer to his other self.

 

[borebage53]

24 Hour Photo

 

[SK24U]

Grins as he walks by, adjusts black tie in adjacent mirror and whispers "Money for old rope"

 

[HughJanus]

Claps to it like a demented seal

 

[Scoops]

Gives it a little kiss on the cheek and a cheeky wink on the way down to the wine cellar for a nice bottle of red.

 

[Thorney]

Grins at it "not long now before I get another pay off"

 

[Hampshirefox]

"No shots on target again but at least I still have you my darling"