I Spoke To Uri Geller Late Last Night

[channys6thswan]

He promised me he’s going to brainwash the Everton fans into doing their usual away team pyro and early wake up calls, just to give Bournemouth a proper reason to stuff them. He also reminded me of an ancient Aramaic proverb:

Cherries are red,
Toffees are brown,
In a straight fight between them,
The stones send the caramels down.

 

[borebage53]

Reading this in Nuneaton ‘Spoons as my breakfast has just been served. Delighted to report that the cutlery is already bent as the Geller magic is taking encouragingly lucky effect. Just have to work out now how to use a knife and fork.
Breakfast is piping,the table is set
This omen could be our saviour yet
Egg,bacon,sausage aligned on the plate
Mushroom and beans to determine our fate
Fear not brave Foxes,stay calm and steadfast
Geller’s wonky cutlery points to a home win at last!

 

[What?]

Just have to work out now how to use a knife and fork

Pretty normal in Nuneaton