Fucking coconuts

Is that what I saw littering the road up to Freeman's? Wondered what they were! Were they giving them out at some point?
 
it was quite nice actually, but if l had someone to throw it at as I walked out, l would have.

Others had the same idea as we were given them.
 
This is a wind up right.
I usually take it all on the chin, but
I'm sat here having my dinner in a foul mood,& now you're telling me they were handing out coconuts at the end.
I'm sure theres a joke somewhere about a shy & not being able to hit one
 
Walthamstowfox said:
This is a wind up right.
I usually take it all on the chin, but
I'm sat here having my dinner in a foul mood,& now you're telling me they were handing out coconuts at the end.
I'm sure theres a joke somewhere about a shy & not being able to hit one
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as we walked out we were amazed that they were trying to give us presents, lots just left them. They gave me 2, l drank one and gave a kid getting autographs the other and my programme. It was a perfect weapon to throw though !
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is Captain Top Shriveldownthepan
Welcoming you aboard Coconut Airways Flight 2-0-1-6 to Hull City
Free refreshments will be served after take off
Fasten your seatbelts and the singing section is situated to the rear
Woh
We’re going to Hull City
Woh
To see some white phone boxes
Woh
We’re going to Hull City
Woh
In the sunny Humber sea
We look up the sky and see the clouds
We look down to the ground surrounded by chip shops
Fly away on Coconut Airways
Fly me high, no more highlights on Sky
Ladies and Gentlemen we are now commencing our approach to Hull City
The weather is miserable with a temperature of minus 2 degrees Fahrenheit
The sky is grey and the phone boxes will smell of piss
Captain Top and his crew hope you have had a pleasant flight
And that you will fly Coconut Airways again!
 
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