Fairytale of New Walk

[channys6thswan]

Just seen the latest Lewis’s Christmas ad on ATV. It starts with snow falling, and Leicester Constabulary escorting a smiling Lennie Glover out of the front door of the Store, past the old guy selling biros...

 

[borebage53]

Any "advance" on a January Sale!

 

[channys6thswan]

Got on a lucky one
Came in at five grand to one

 

[Filbo65]

Does it include santa-hatted Deliveroo cyclists trying to run down a grumpy Cockney?

 

[channys6thswan]

You're a bum
You're a punk
Can you shift all your junk
I’ve got fuel cash to splash in San Carlo....

 

[borebage53]

At Lidl we're big on Christmas
You can believe in
We sell Chum
We sell gunk
And the best foreign junk
There's douche bag flavoured teabags
Beef dripping in maggots
Brains cheap lousy faggots
Happy Christmas yer arse!