Could I get a balloon full of cocaine up my butt through Gatwick?

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

Doable? Yes/no?

 

[bnet]

yes

 

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

Oh pick me up there on thursday and you can have some

 

[bnet]

unfortunately I'll be abroad, not my drug of choice to be honest either. Thanks for the generous offer though

 

[Richardvanles]

Get Spudley along, he’ll get on all fours and blow the balloon up for you.

 

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

Get Spudley along, he’ll get on all fours and blow the balloon up for you.

While it's still in my bum?

Since no one is coming to get me, I shall have to take the train into shitty Victoria stn and bus it from there

 

[sabredunce]

I'll go ahead and wish Joe luck on his new life of crime in England.

Not sure what your bum capacity is, but it's never as large as you think. Be frugal with your product and learn to negotiate.

The English people are shrewd, so whenever you are negotiating a deal, ask for more than you expect to get. If you expect 50 pounds, ask for 100. If you expect 20 pounds, ask for 50. If you expect to get robbed and shot, ask them if they could just stab you a few times.
Find some English toughs to negotiate for you and represent you on the street.

 

[DagenhamFox]

Take the Thameslink, it’s cheaper and you have a selection of stations to get off at.

 

[Richardvanles]

Take the Thameslink, it’s cheaper and you have a selection of stations to get off at.

And use the escalators.

 

[borebage53]

On the DLR he could alight at Mudchute!

 

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

Unfortunately, the balloon slight broke during the trip and the cocaine started seeping out into my anal canal. I really high the whole time.

 

[What?]

I told you not to inflate it