Coady incoming

“He Used To Wear A Yellow Ribbon”.
Captain “Buffalo” Conor Coady is newly arrived at the now ramshackle Fort Seagrave in the North Leicestershire borderlands. Training at Fort Seagrave seems to consist merely of pitching a horseshoe nearest a peg and trying to lasso the Vestergaard totem pole. Coady is also alarmed by news that the pesky redskins have recently broken out of their Nottingham reservation and gone on the warpath after nearly 25 years of inactivity.
Coady decides to head north for a meeting with Chief Pony-That-Tries-To-Shit-Over-Our-Side-Of-The-Trent. Accompanied by trusty scout Sgt.Vardee they narrowly escape a redskin ambush by jumping their horses full pelt over the Wanlip Canyon. Sgt.Vardee is greatly relieved to get some time away from his increasingly errant Squaw the tiresome Rebekah “Two Phones”. Sgt.Vardee is still capable of doing his own stunts like flapping his wings in front of the Selhurst reservation in South London.
They meet Big Chief Pony and war leader Sitting-On-Bull-Shit at their teepee in Hyson Green. When an arrow thuds into the ground near Coady’s feet he picks it up,spits on it,breaks it in half then throws it in the face of Sitting-On-Bull-Shit. This seems to do the trick and Chief Pony promises that when the Rain Dance comes down on a disastrous second Premiership season his tribe will return to their reservation and not cause any trouble for another quarter of a century.
Coady and Sgt.Vardee spur their horses back towards Fort Seagrave with plans to overhaul the training regime, a new restaurant menu, chop down the Vestergaard totem pole, get rid of Stowell-Who-Sleeps and that pesky “Rudskin” varmint!

(My profound apologies to John Ford).
 
“He Used To Wear A Yellow Ribbon”.
Captain “Buffalo” Conor Coady is newly arrived at the now ramshackle Fort Seagrave in the North Leicestershire borderlands. Training at Fort Seagrave seems to consist merely of pitching a horseshoe nearest a peg and trying to lasso the Vestergaard totem pole. Coady is also alarmed by news that the pesky redskins have recently broken out of their Nottingham reservation and gone on the warpath after nearly 25 years of inactivity.
Coady decides to head north for a meeting with Chief Pony-That-Tries-To-Shit-Over-Our-Side-Of-The-Trent. Accompanied by trusty scout Sgt.Vardee they narrowly escape a redskin ambush by jumping their horses full pelt over the Wanlip Canyon. Sgt.Vardee is greatly relieved to get some time away from his increasingly errant Squaw the tiresome Rebekah “Two Phones”. Sgt.Vardee is still capable of doing his own stunts like flapping his wings in front of the Selhurst reservation in South London.
They meet Big Chief Pony and war leader Sitting-On-Bull-Shit at their teepee in Hyson Green. When an arrow thuds into the ground near Coady’s feet he picks it up,spits on it,breaks it in half then throws it in the face of Sitting-On-Bull-Shit. This seems to do the trick and Chief Pony promises that when the Rain Dance comes down on a disastrous second Premiership season his tribe will return to their reservation and not cause any trouble for another quarter of a century.
Coady and Sgt.Vardee spur their horses back towards Fort Seagrave with plans to overhaul the training regime, a new restaurant menu, chop down the Vestergaard totem pole, get rid of Stowell-Who-Sleeps and that pesky “Rudskin” varmint!

(My profound apologies to John Ford).
I love this board
 
In at £7.5 million apparently, £1 million bonus if we go up, new club Captain I reckon…
Another Matt Mills (who I liked a lot more after hearing him in umber the cosh, and talking about TCR in less than complimentary terms) and also helping to explain why it didn’t work out for him at City.
 
Another Matt Mills (who I liked a lot more after hearing him in umber the cosh, and talking about TCR in less than complimentary terms) and also helping to explain why it didn’t work out for him at City.
I thought he fell out with Pearson cause he made a play for Pearsons daughter?
 
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