Club cancels awards night

[Whuru]

Being reported , could have still held it and change some of the award titles
Worst player of the season
Biggest bottling job
Best own goal
Player to be fastest out of the door
Player showing least interest
Then instead of the usual 5 star meal a few donuts and cans of ale left from previous giveaways
Why waste an opportunity

 

[foxesneverquit]

And to overcome the silence they could use those awful clappers.

 

[Cliftonroad]

You can just picture the scene at that power meeting
“ So what do we need to do to get ourselves out of this situation? What action can we take to repair all of the damage that’s been done and give ourselves the best chance of turning things around? Jon? Susan? this is where you earn your corn .
All agreed then, bring back the clappers , job done !

 

[2 Pints of Lager]

And to celebrate exactly what! The most useless twat of the year?

 

[Will Hay]

Best darts player award
Best swimmer award
Highest break award
Golfing award.

 

[foxesneverquit]

Who has spent the longest time on the treatment table

 

[Nickj]

Best Idea of the year to get the fans behind the team. “Can you please remain seated at all times”

 

[essingtonblue]

The manager of the season award would have been a tight race.

 

[Way Hay]

Cunt of the year - Will Hay

 

[Will Hay]

Cunt of the year - Will Hay

You are John Rudkin and I claim my £10

 

[DagenhamFox]

You can just picture the scene at that power meeting
“ So what do we need to do to get ourselves out of this situation? What action can we take to repair all of the damage that’s been done and give ourselves the best chance of turning things around? Jon? Susan? this is where you earn your corn .
All agreed then, bring back the clappers , job done !

And hand out some coconuts.