Australia Again

DagenhamFox

DagenhamFox

Blue Roofer
Cricket. Snooker. Netball. Now Women’s Cricket.

It’s all getting a bit too much especially as we have little solace in our football team at the minute.
 
Netball and ladies cricket?? Dags old boy - if you are concerned about this stuff - you really need to get out more matey....

....Or you are going to be utterly distraught when I tell you what happened in the Tiddlywinks...
 
I think she is about 8 foot 6 inches matey - so unless you are prepared to carry a box around with you...
 
That's the kind of enthusiastic go-getting attitude the Roof needs more of. If more of you miserable old bastids were prepared to carry a box around, the world would be a better place.
 
When I co-starred alongside Virginia Mayo in The Best Years Of Our Lives they had to dig me a trench to stand in so that we were at the same height for the love scenes. During these scenes director William Wyler was constantly shouting at me “Hold the Mayo,Hold the Mayo” through his megaphone!
 
Am I correct in saying that it was after the kissing in these love scenes that you invented Garlic Mayo?
 
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