Yorkfox
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Man Unity soccer coach and former goalshot inserter Ollie Gunner Saltjar claps himself a high five, even though he just coached his franchise a bunch of lame-ass soccer plays as they got their asses handed to them with fries on the side by the Liechester Night Dogs.
Despite inserting the first goalshot of the game past Kasper the Friendly Goaltender in the first quarter, the Unity took the L 4-2 as Coach Buck Rodgers and his guys outsoccered them real good to at soccer.
Losing this soccer game sees the Soccer Satans miss the chance to get themselves back in the EPL League Awesome Foursome and raises a whole bunch of questions about whether the franchise will go get relegized come the end of the semester.
The Unity fans up in the bleachers yelled a bunch of real mean songs about how Saltjar used to do real nice soccer when he laced up his cleats but is worse than a heap of roadkill someone just scraped up off of the freeway when it comes to coaching soccer good.
The Unity must now go try play good soccer next time out, but the calls for Bruce Arena to go replace Saltjar will grow real loud after they lost soccer real bad again.
#Unity #SoccerSatans #NightDogs #LieChester #EPLLeague #SaltjarOut #BruceArenaIN
Despite inserting the first goalshot of the game past Kasper the Friendly Goaltender in the first quarter, the Unity took the L 4-2 as Coach Buck Rodgers and his guys outsoccered them real good to at soccer.
Losing this soccer game sees the Soccer Satans miss the chance to get themselves back in the EPL League Awesome Foursome and raises a whole bunch of questions about whether the franchise will go get relegized come the end of the semester.
The Unity fans up in the bleachers yelled a bunch of real mean songs about how Saltjar used to do real nice soccer when he laced up his cleats but is worse than a heap of roadkill someone just scraped up off of the freeway when it comes to coaching soccer good.
The Unity must now go try play good soccer next time out, but the calls for Bruce Arena to go replace Saltjar will grow real loud after they lost soccer real bad again.
#Unity #SoccerSatans #NightDogs #LieChester #EPLLeague #SaltjarOut #BruceArenaIN
