When All You Norvern Monkeys

[Sohofox]

Are starving and got fed up eating grass with your ribs sticking out through the rags you are wearing thanks to Boris the Caant - keep off my faacking allotment!!!!!!!
The asparagus, purple sprouted broccoli and broad beans growing in spring are faacking mine OK???

 

[HughJanus]

I’ll stick to the grass if it’s all the same with you

 

[Billsballbag]

Haven’t we been here before?

 

[RegiRoka]

Haven’t we been here before?

Like nutters in group therapy.

 

[Fugazi]

I thought Novichok Nicolai was guarding your patch.

 

[HughJanus]

All grown in well rotted squirrel shit

 

[Sohofox]

I thought Novichok Nicolai was guarding your patch.

He is. But he gets ratarsed on litre bottles of Jack Daniels and Coke - so can't trust him to stay awake and his aim with the shotgun might not be up to the mark.