The Queen is Dead

[jackieguaccamo]

 

[Richardvanles]

Who’s taking over? Charles or Peggy?

 

[sixthswan]

I think Peggy will have to wait.

 

[DuklaPragueawaykit]

Morrissey can fuck off these days, but this album is one of my top 10.

 

[jackieguaccamo]

 

[Richardvanles]

Just like rino, daft as a fucking brush.

 

[astleyfox]

The Queen is dead, Dickfluff, long live your King!

 

[Richardvanles]

The Queen is dead, Dickfluff, long live your King!

Arsely! Where’ve you been?
In mourning?
Having a weep?

 

[astleyfox]

Arsely! Where’ve you been?
In mourning?
Having a weep?

On me jollies again Limpdick! Spud season is coming!

 

[Richardvanles]

On me jollies again Limpdick! Spud season is coming!

Me too. Middle of fucking nowhere.

 

[astleyfox]

Looks quite classy for you Dick.

 

[Richardvanles]

Looks quite classy for you Dick.

700 quids worth of classy obviously the wife booked it. I’d be happy with a tent in a field for 10 quid a night.

 

[astleyfox]

700 quids worth of classy obviously the wife booked it. I’d be happy with a tent in a field for 10 quid a night.

If thats for a week, 700 vouchers is very reasonable these days.

 

[Richardvanles]

Even I think this one’s a bit harsh

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568894254117691392

 

[sabredunce]

Australia and New Zealand get a national holiday and Canada doesn't

 

[HughJanus]

Well you are practically Americans

 

[sabredunce]

Ever heard of Victoria Day, wise guy? Probably not.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Canada is more British
Than you

 

[HughJanus]

Ever heard of Victoria Day, wise guy? Probably not.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Canada is more British
Than you

I thought it was part French

 

[sabredunce]

And who was in charge when that was allowed to happen? That's right, you.

Thanks for the legacy.

 

[HughJanus]

I think you’ll find it was before I was born.

Are you saying the French speaking part of Canada is in some way inferior?

 

[sabredunce]

Of course the French are inferior. You wouldn't understand - it's a British thing.
Who could possibly like a province entirely comprised of blonde-haired chocolate makers with fair skin and a love of simple yet elegant furniture?
At least you're separated from them by the Channel. We're stuck shooing them out of their hiding spots in our cupboards and cookie jars.

 

[soupsandwich]

Of course the French are inferior. You wouldn't understand - it's a British thing.
Who could possibly like a province entirely comprised of blonde-haired chocolate makers with fair skin and a love of simple yet elegant furniture?
At least you're separated from them by the Channel. We're stuck shooing them out of their hiding spots in our cupboards and cookie jars.

Brilliant