Morrissey can fuck off these days, but this album is one of my top 10.
Arsely! Where’ve you been?The Queen is dead, Dickfluff, long live your King!
On me jollies again Limpdick! Spud season is coming!Arsely! Where’ve you been?
In mourning?
Having a weep?
700 quids worth of classy obviously the wife booked it. I’d be happy with a tent in a field for 10 quid a night.Looks quite classy for you Dick.
If thats for a week, 700 vouchers is very reasonable these days.700 quids worth of classy obviously the wife booked it. I’d be happy with a tent in a field for 10 quid a night.
I thought it was part FrenchEver heard of Victoria Day, wise guy? Probably not.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Canada is more British
Than you
BrilliantOf course the French are inferior. You wouldn't understand - it's a British thing.
Who could possibly like a province entirely comprised of blonde-haired chocolate makers with fair skin and a love of simple yet elegant furniture?
At least you're separated from them by the Channel. We're stuck shooing them out of their hiding spots in our cupboards and cookie jars.