Roy Castle…..

[borebage53]

……Leicester City are Record Breakers!

 

[borebage53]

Vestergaard did the fastest ever “tap dance” to score his goal!

 

[LGFOX]

Vestergaard did the fastest ever “tap dance” to score his goal!

Look it’s a bloody miracle that he’s started to play football. At this rate Enzo will have him playing the trumpet by next Saturday

 

[Scoops]

Look it’s a bloody miracle that he’s started to play football. At this rate Enzo will have him playing the trumpet by next Saturday

He’s actually an accomplished banjo player. Last season he couldn’t hit a cows backside with it !!

 

[Feckit]

Proves how feckin shite at man management Rodgers was, sucked the life out of players and threw them under the bus whilst taking a massive wage… W️

 

[borebage53]

Dedication - Roy Castle
Record breaker
If you’re the TALLEST not the smallest
If you’re not the fattest,by far the thinnest
If you always win it
Not the fastest but the slowest
If you really go
Then you’re a record breaker,a record maker,
You’re a record breaker
Dedication,dedication,
Dedication that’s what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh dedications what you need
If you want to be a record breaker, Ooooh

 

[Brizzlfox]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was going to be that old Chic Murray line: when Roy Castle blows a high C on that trumpet of his, you can't get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse...