sabredunce
Silver Surfer
Be honest, Mr. Soulsby.
The Mercury says the ghost pirates are here because you plundered their accursed doubloons.
I wouldn't put it past you, as you've had a history of inviting trouble into our fair city. It certainly explains why a ghostly ship full of skeletal pirates is sailing around town and climbing down to attack, stab and kidnap our citizens.
Own up and give them back their damn pirate treasure before it causes this city anymore damage.
We've got problems enough as is with all the potholes. I will not condone a mayor who tolerates pirates, much less brutal pirate vengeance by taking something man ought not to take.
Sin.
Oadlad.
The Mercury says the ghost pirates are here because you plundered their accursed doubloons.
I wouldn't put it past you, as you've had a history of inviting trouble into our fair city. It certainly explains why a ghostly ship full of skeletal pirates is sailing around town and climbing down to attack, stab and kidnap our citizens.
Own up and give them back their damn pirate treasure before it causes this city anymore damage.
We've got problems enough as is with all the potholes. I will not condone a mayor who tolerates pirates, much less brutal pirate vengeance by taking something man ought not to take.
Sin.
Oadlad.