Locked Up Inside The House Again!

Sohofox

Sohofox

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Because of that faacking marathon!
Just because a load of twats wanna run round the streets dressed as faacking kangaroos.
 
Load of bollux, Crutchless.
They go East from Greenwich Park down to Woolwich. Thats 3 miles. Then turn round and go West back up to Cutty Sark. Thats another 3 miles.
Then its up to Tower Bridge.
The twats hobbling around with a faacking spin dryer strapped to their backs won't have left my manor for hours.
One year some pratt crawling along on his belly dressed as a faacking caterpillar hadn't even exited Greenwich Park by 6.00pm.
Some of the twats are still hobbling around Trafalgar Road in Greenwich on the following faacking Tuesday!!!!
 
Sohofox said:
Load of bollux, Crutchless.
They go East from Greenwich Park down to Woolwich. Thats 3 miles. Then turn round and go West back up to Cutty Sark. Thats another 3 miles.
Then its up to Tower Bridge.
The twats hobbling around with a faacking spin dryer strapped to their backs won't have left my manor for hours.
One year some pratt crawling along on his belly dressed as a faacking caterpillar hadn't even exited Greenwich Park by 6.00pm.
Some of the twats are still hobbling around Trafalgar Road in Greenwich on the following faacking Tuesday!!!!
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My thoughts and prayers are with you at this difficult time. It must be tough for you.
 
Mrs Soho hated the Vale of Belvoir.
Not the Vale Of Belvoir's fault.
It was just the isolation and the remoteness.
 
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A good mate and I ran the London Marathon together to celebrate our 50th birthdays. It was a fantastic, life-affirming day that'll I'll never forget. If I'd have known at the time I'd have been pissing off Soho so much I'd have enjoyed it that much more! 😁
 
Sohofox said:
Load of bollux, Crutchless.
They go East from Greenwich Park down to Woolwich. Thats 3 miles. Then turn round and go West back up to Cutty Sark. Thats another 3 miles.
Then its up to Tower Bridge.
The twats hobbling around with a faacking spin dryer strapped to their backs won't have left my manor for hours.
One year some pratt crawling along on his belly dressed as a faacking caterpillar hadn't even exited Greenwich Park by 6.00pm.
Some of the twats are still hobbling around Trafalgar Road in Greenwich on the following faacking Tuesday!!!!
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Did that belly crawling faaacking caterpillar get anywhere near your allotment,George? He could have caused havoc amongst your legumes!
 
kpbw said:
A good mate and I ran the London Marathon together to celebrate our 50th birthdays. It was a fantastic, life-affirming day that'll I'll never forget. If I'd have known at the time I'd have been pissing off Soho so much I'd have enjoyed it that much more! 😁
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I remember your appearance in the Marathon like it was yesterday. After you’d finally finished,I went round to Soho’s with one of those ‘Kevin The Caterpillar’ cakes M and S produced in your honour.
 
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