I've Bought A Litre Of Dulux From B&Q Today

Sohofox

Sohofox

Roofer
Just painted the front door.
Now got my deck chair and sat in it to watch it dry.
I'll let you know in an hour whether it was more exciting than the Hull game or less exciting or about the same.
First 10 minutes or so I can reveal that its neck and neck.
Watch this space.
 
Did you take the precaution of using anti-Somalian paint? Iā€™ve heard that some of them can squeeze through the cat flap!
 
Sohofox said:
Just painted the front door.
Now got my deck chair and sat in it to watch it dry.
I'll let you know in an hour whether it was more exciting than the Hull game or less exciting or about the same.
First 10 minutes or so I can reveal that its neck and neck.
Watch this space.
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Sohofox said:
Just painted the front door.
Now got my deck chair and sat in it to watch it dry.
I'll let you know in an hour whether it was more exciting than the Hull game or less exciting or about the same.
First 10 minutes or so I can reveal that its neck and neck.
Watch this space.
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If you had bought the paint from Wikos instead of B&Q they might still be going.
 
Sohofox said:
Just painted the front door.
Now got my deck chair and sat in it to watch it dry.
I'll let you know in an hour whether it was more exciting than the Hull game or less exciting or about the same.
First 10 minutes or so I can reveal that its neck and neck.
Watch this space.
Click to expand...
A Man that can afford Dulux paint and dine at Oggi's you must be living the dream šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
Thats funny I was told back in the 1960s that if I paid my National Insurance stamp every week for 45 years then I would get a State Pension and if I joined the pension fund at work and stuck in extra contributions when I could then I would get a decent private pension on top.
In fact on every railway station there was a Pearl Assurance advert with a geezer telling me to do just that and I could look forward to a very nice standard of living when I retired.
So I do that and life is comfy and I get some snotbag telling me I'm a faacking ponce!
And he reckons he's paying for me to have a nice Eyetie nosh up!
Where's that Pearl Assurance advert?????
 
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