If we get promoted

[David_Nish]

Can we ask to stay down?

 

[What?]

Carrierbag would explode

 

[ClaphamFox]

It's a bit early in the season for Stockholm syndrome to be kicking in.

 

[sixthswan]

If we get promoted, can we win the title again?

 

[What?]

Only if you give Sepp Blatter a blow job

 

[sixthswan]

Can't you do it...I'm busy that day