If there’s a nuclear attack

Just wash you hands while singing the Ukraine national anthem (twice) you’ll be fine. Then every Friday at 8pm go outside (ratio-active fallout permitting) and bang a few pots and pans together to show your support for the government. 👍
 
Where’s you and Lennie stashing the spuds?
SPUUUUUDS! You kill me Dickwad!!!🤣! Me and our kid will be OK, we can live off the land. Vlad will be furious at his birthday present, in revenge, he will reduce Magna Park to a pile of dust. We’re going to need team leaders like you Dickspit, probably with reach truck AND counterbalance, fir the re-build!
 
SPUUUUUDS! You kill me Dickwad!!!🤣! Me and our kid will be OK, we can live off the land. Vlad will be furious at his birthday present, in revenge, he will reduce Magna Park to a pile of dust. We’re going to need team leaders like you Dickspit, probably with reach truck AND counterbalance, fir the re-build!
Don't worry, Dickie and the Freemen of the Land will be there at the front to lead us all and post some links to prove nukes aren't real, it was all a con to make money for DS.
 
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