Hearse stops play

[kpbw]

Gateshead match abandoned after hearse drives onto pitch

Police are called as two vehicles are driven onto the pitch at half-time in front of stunned fans.

www.bbc.co.uk

Cue hilarious(?) punning thread?

 

[HughJanus]

Did the driver have a coffin fit?

 

[mickyhoss]

The protesters were from a group called 'Just Stop Parker Pens'

 

[HughJanus]

Was it in the dead centre of the pitch?

 

[HughJanus]

The media will try to bury this story

 

[perdix]

And here comes Hearse - some people are on the pitch - they think it's all Rover!

 

[mickyhoss]

"And now we join Dorrian Williams for the Hearse of the Year show"

 

[HughJanus]

They used two cars, his and hearse

 

[HughJanus]

The driver is in midfield, he’s a box to box player

 

[HughJanus]

Police have named a man they want to speak to, his name is Paul Bearer

 

[kpbw]

I knew I could rely on you Mr. Janus. Some of those efforts are actually dead funny!

 

[ericsteel]

The driver has clearly 'lost the plot'.

 

[perdix]

I knew I could rely on you Mr. Janus. Some of those efforts are actually dead funny!

Hugh Janus and he arse puns

 

[mickyhoss]

I can't wait till What? starts

 

[Nickj]

Makes a change from parking the bus

 

[borebage53]

Funnily enough I’ve nearly been there for real!

 

[borebage53]

It could have been a grave situation!

 

[tudor_fox]

The hearse is a very popular car.

People are dying to get into them.

 

[mickyhoss]

The hearse is a very popular car.

People are dying to get into them.

Ooooooooooooooh Alfie Noakes...............

 

[evingtonfox]

It's a Natural Burial Football Ground.

 

[LGFOX]

Was it a mourning or an afternoon match?

 

[swabianfox]

Hearse or not, I think they should bury the hatchet and get on with the game!

 

[evingtonfox]

They'll be a Post Mortem about this!!

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

Will they be called Inter Gateshead from now on?

 

[mickyhoss]

"And almost inevitably, Claire Rayner appears"

 

[Ansteyfox]

Hearse moved quicker than Soumare

 

[LGFOX]

Hearse moved quicker than Soumare

The person inside the coffin would have more movement than him

 

[Bittfox]

"Going Underground" by the Jam was the half time music

 

[Brizzlfox]

Just Shuffle of this Mortal Coil

 

[HughJanus]

There’s no proof it happened

It’s just hearsesay