Crap jokes

[Wearthefoxhat]

With our age range every fuckers got one so give em up, I’ll start….

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff
Tequila

 

[sgt_wilko]

What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?

Nothing. It just gave out a little wine.

 

[mac]

With our age range every fuckers got one so give em up, I’ll start….

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff
Tequila

I’ve only got three Motown pun jokes…..four tops…

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

I’ve only got three Motown pun jokes…..four tops…

How do you kill a circus

Go for the juggler

 

[tudor_fox]

What did the anarchist plumber say?

"Smash the cistern"

 

[kpbw]

This thread seems decidedly out of place on this forum.

I’ve got a mate who has become addicted to drinking brake fluid. He’s not over concerned though. He says he can stop anytime.

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

Police knocked on my door and asked where I was between 4 & 6
Infant school I replied

 

[CityFox]

Why don’t they have any badminton courts in the jungle?

Because there isn’t the demand.

 

[Walthamstowfox]

Did you hear about the 2 Spanish fireman?
José,
& Hose B

 

[sabredunce]

Limbo champion walks into a bar... so he was disqualified.

BTW, Giovanni's been quiet these days. Did he pasta way?

 

[SK24U]

Noticed this, hope he's not been held against his wishes and sodomised at will... Yo Chef you OK?

 

[Breadfan]

Think he cooked a linguine for Joe Gooner and it wenta wrong.
Sadly think the Dick without a van was also involved.

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

 

[Club_B00k_Crutchless]

• Suggs just asked me what my preferred pronouns are. It’s Madness gone politically correct.

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

Just bought a 75”tv to watch the premier league next season & opened up the box & there’s no Leeds

 

[Wearthefoxhat]

 

[sabredunce]