Crap jokes

This thread seems decidedly out of place on this forum.

I’ve got a mate who has become addicted to drinking brake fluid. He’s not over concerned though. He says he can stop anytime.
Limbo champion walks into a bar... so he was disqualified.

BTW, Giovanni's been quiet these days. Did he pasta way?
Noticed this, hope he's not been held against his wishes and sodomised at will... Yo Chef you OK?