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So he’s fit enough to model the shirt. More importantly is he fit enough to run around for 90 mins. Ever since ‘Shirtgate’ these promotions by the club get to me. All we want you to do is to put an honest 90 mins graft in each game.
 
So he’s fit enough to model the shirt. More importantly is he fit enough to run around for 90 mins. Ever since ‘Shirtgate’ these promotions by the club get to me. All we want you to do is to put an honest 90 mins graft in each game.
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Useful for when we next play Inter, Atlanta or Brugge and can’t wear either our blue or black strip. In other words ... pointless.
Might be a chance that they'll use it at Millwall
 
You’re probably right there - especially with their keeper’s shirt being blue.
I’m sure their fans will appreciate our faded shade of orange - or as Farrow & Ball would say ‘Yellow Ground’.
A wild punt I'll go Brum, Millwall, Ipswich and Udders
 
Have you seen Celtic's third kit... It's all green.
How does that work?

 
Have you seen Celtic's third kit... It's all green.
How does that work?

Basically, you produce any old shit and gullible people buy it
 
Have you seen Celtic's third kit... It's all green.
How does that work?

That's just army surplus from Scotland's little known war against Vietnam. It's horrifying, but at least you get a backstory:

inspired by the bright, vibrant lights of our city's famous music scene. Standing out over the sound wave-inspired design, the Celtic 23/24 Third Shirt brings to life that passionate Glaswegian culture.

At least the orange is simple, not an abstract tribute to jungle warfare. Something more than, 'here's an orange shirt. please buy it. it's orange!' would be good.
'A seasonal autumn tribute to the pumpkin-heads that just got ran out of town.'

The Leicester player in the photo should be smoking a cigarette and opening a bottle of wine.
 
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