Richardvanles
Roofer
Around 10 of the cunts come banging on my door at 9am this morning. Peering through the windows and looking through the glass in the door. The wife beats me downstairs and opens the door to them in a panic. One of them immediately steps inside the house and asks to speak to someone we’ve never heard of. I told them no one of that name lives at this address and asked him to get out my property. He asks to search the property, I asked for his search warrant and he tells me he didn’t need one and that he was going to search the property regardless. I told him he wasn’t, not without a warrant and to get out of my house. He still refuses. By this time there’s about 8 of them crowding around my front door and another load going over my van, looking through the windows of the van.
The Sargent rocks up and asks for my name I told him I don’t have to give it, he says I do, which I told him not to start like the idiot beside me, who still refuses to leave my house.
The wife is now in a state of panic and says you must have the wrong address (I knew that already because my road has a grange, avenue, way, road etc etc.
The Sargent insists he’s been given the right address, gets his phone out checks and then says we’re at the wrong address and the duly all fuck off in about 8 cop cars and a couple of vans.
The Sargent rocks up and asks for my name I told him I don’t have to give it, he says I do, which I told him not to start like the idiot beside me, who still refuses to leave my house.
The wife is now in a state of panic and says you must have the wrong address (I knew that already because my road has a grange, avenue, way, road etc etc.
The Sargent insists he’s been given the right address, gets his phone out checks and then says we’re at the wrong address and the duly all fuck off in about 8 cop cars and a couple of vans.