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homes
Guest
Specifically those caught by French boats in UK waters. Looks like we’ll be sending out gunboats to give Johnny frog a bloody nose.
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SardiniaFox
Guest
I assume the increase in the defence budget was so that there actually were some gunboats to send?
Richardvanles
Roofer
Last two times we had cod wars Iceland knocked seven bells of shit out our navy with 2 peddleows and a rubber dinghy and sent us packing with our tail between our legs
astleyfox
Roofer
Yeah. Thats right.
Rodneyfernsfeet
We must be in heaven man
Never really liked Marillion
Silver Fox
Roofer
Watch January be the start of lose weight with out fish diet month!
sabredunce
Silver Surfer
That had to be humbling. How humiliating.
And surprising, I'd figure if the English were good at anything, it would be drinking Carling and aggressively attacking other fishermen.The Turbot War was won with sheer threats and bombast. Ships with names like HMCS 'Bold Rapist', 'Horny Toad' and 'Nagasaki Special' terrified the EU into submission.
Present the French with a list of unreasonable demands:
- beware of pirates
- life-jackets are for pussies
- no singing at the dinner table
- yarrr!
This simple plan will enable you all to dine on all the old boots and crab people you desire.
Club_B00k_Crutchless
Registered
Correct. 55% was sold off, now just five families on the Sunday Times Rich List hold or control 29% of the UK’s fishing quota.
It represents about 3.5% of GDP so definitely a distraction. Another one for the flag shaggers and Daily Mail readers to fall for.
astleyfox
Roofer
It also represents a principle. Do you yave any principles?
Club_B00k_Crutchless
Registered
I have, but do you think Johnson and his chums have any? You've been had, doff your cap. It's not about principles, it's about how much money they can make. Rees-Mogg and the disaster capitalists stand to make billions.
Richardvanles
Roofer
Yes we must defend the rights and profits of rich foreigners. Principles
you absolute fucking lemon.Have you ever thought of script writing for Monty Python?
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Foxgolfer
Guest
Can Brexit get any more embarrassing ? Pathetic
Richardvanles
Roofer
Can Astley get any more embarrassing?
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homes
Guest
And tonights lottery numbers are........
Silver Fox
Roofer
I thought that £350 million a week was for the NHS not for gunboat diplomacy. This won't end well!
Harwichfox
Roofer
Does anyone remember the cod wars when we were stealing fish off Iceland?
Err the French have a bigger navy than our piddling one the tories have destroyed over the last decade
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Foxgolfer
Guest
I bet the French and Dutch will piss themselves laughing . The French would love an excuse to blockade the channel ports and cut off 50 % of our food and medicines . Power cuts too . January will be fun
RubberDoug
Registered
You must be a riot at the Lodge meet up.
I'd kick you out.
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Foxgolfer
Guest
Are you trying to appear a humourless twat ? - because you are succeeding brilliantly.
RubberDoug
Registered
I don't think I've ever met a more pessimistic, sink and gloat bunch of miserable asswipes than the so-called UK remoaners. Everyone of them is like an elongated high-pitched fart that goes on forever. Do you all have low semen counts?
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Foxgolfer
Guest
I’m sure they’ll be well compensated from the billions of assets that have flowed from the U.K. to the Parisian banking sector so far .
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Foxgolfer
Guest
Rejoiners . We’ve left or didn’t you notice ? Why are Brexiters still angry all the time ? You’ve “won” ! Enjoy the food shortages , , loss of security , illegal immigration and house repossessions . It’s what you voted for
RubberDoug
Registered
As I was saying pussy fart.Rejoiners . We’ve left or didn’t you notice ? Why are Brexiters still angry all the time ? You’ve “won” ! Enjoy the food shortages , , loss of security , illegal immigration and house repossessions . It’s what you voted for
And just for the record Bud, I didn't vote for it you dumbass, touchy nervy little golf shithead.
