Why Don't Northern Monkeys ?

[Sohofox]

Who are interviewed on the telly about loneliness and deprivation during lockdown HAVE ANY TEETH?????
Never seen so few teeth.

 

[ElmetFox]

Cannot win with you, Soho. When folk have teeth you berate them for sucking them. Best wishes.

 

[Sohofox]

Is the number of teeth inversely related to the ability to use a knife and fork?

 

[haardaarss]

I saw some people in McDonalds in some sort of disturbance over their milk shakes. It was the final straw.

 

[What?]

There's lots of gnashing up north

 

[Yorkfox]

We're all miserable right now

https://twitter.com/x/status/1328804489881595905

 

[tudor_fox]

No choppers never bothered Nobby Stiles

 

[Brizzlfox]

Who are interviewed on the telly about loneliness and deprivation during lockdown HAVE ANY TEETH?????
Never seen so few teeth.

Perhaps they are specifically chosen for interview by Southern twats trying to reinforce and maintain an out-of-date stereotype...

 

[Sohofox]

How can it be out of date when you only have to turn on the News on any channel and most people in the North being interviewed about anything don't have much in the way of teeth?

 

[Billsballbag]

Whereas you knees up mother braaaahn types are the height of sophistication.

 

[MrTeabreak]

Are Leicester folk northern or southern?
All my southern mates think we're northern yobs that eat with our fingers.
All my northern mates think we're soft shandy drinking delicate flowers.

 

[Sohofox]

Whereas you knees up mother braaaahn types are the height of sophistication.

No but we go to the dentist now and then.

 

[Sohofox]

Are Leicester folk northern or southern?
All my southern mates think we're northern yobs that eat with our fingers.
All my northern mates think we're soft shandy drinking delicate flowers.

I think you are delicate flowers who eat with your fingers.

 

[Brizzlfox]

Anywhere South of Watford is practically France...