Which one has the red Ferrari parked in the players compound?

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I am still fuming. Do you think S&S played Soumare and Desperate Dan as a deliberate two fingers up as they felt Bodgers their mentor has been wronged?
 
Spirit of Glover said:
Wouldn't be surprised if they rang him up to seek his "advice" on the team to pick.

They really were out of their depth. Rudkin deserves to go just for giving them two games in charge.
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that Ferrari is new to the car park, not sure who owns it, might be Stowells.
 
Remember Everton fans a few months ago dragging players out of their cars as they left the ground?

Shame there aren't enough City fans willing to try that.. ☹️
 
I get a steward sitting beside me or watching me at the end of every game now. I sit one row in front of Top, I've never felt the need to approach him but l do get upset and l do voice my opinion towards the pitch, never at the directors box.

There was a bloke in the next block who used to scream and shout at Rodgers at the end of most games, hes now disappeared, l guess hes been banned. I questioned one of the stewards about their aggression towards him, they said "he was causing trouble" l told them he was just voicing his opinion and its a fucking football match, its what we do ! Didn't have an answer!
 
DagenhamFox said:
To be fair if I could have any make of car I’d have a Ferrari.

If I was manager of a Premier League team I would demand each player has a normal day to day car and uses that to get to and from the stadium on match days. Probably an electric one to help with the green credentials of the club.
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I wonder how many still own their BMW's gifted by the club. Bet most ended up in the pawn shop alongside Drinkwater's watch.
 
A glimpse of those cars pre-match can be a bit galling
Seeing them post match is hard to take in.

I noticed one has a number plate that resembles our ex- goalkeeper’s name, was he visiting or did he sell his motor to another player?
 
DagenhamFox said:
To be fair if I could have any make of car I’d have a Ferrari.

If I was manager of a Premier League team I would demand each player has a normal day to day car and uses that to get to and from the stadium on match days. Probably an electric one to help with the green credentials of the club.
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Dags, there is a current premier league managerial vacancy. Get yer application in. Your managerial strategy looks a better bet than the current one.
 
DagenhamFox said:
To be fair if I could have any make of car I’d have a Ferrari.

If I was manager of a Premier League team I would demand each player has a normal day to day car and uses that to get to and from the stadium on match days. Probably an electric one to help with the green credentials of the club.
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As manager, I would insist players take the bus to the ground from their digs in the city centre, unless they had push bikes, in which case they could leave them in one of the alleys for thrupence. I’d also hand out orange boxes instead of coconuts, and get Mel Pace to play ‘Band of Gold’ while the first team were dubbining their boots. I’d also get Maddison to ditch his designer bags for a canvas duffle with an adult penguin in it, picked up from a trip to Dudley Zoo.
 
channys6thswan said:
As manager, I would insist players take the bus to the ground from their digs in the city centre, unless they had push bikes, in which case they could leave them in one of the alleys for thrupence. I’d also hand out orange boxes instead of coconuts, and get Mel Pace to play ‘Band of Gold’ while the first team were dubbining their boots. I’d also get Maddison to ditch his designer bags for a canvas duffle with an adult penguin in it, picked up from a trip to Dudley Zoo.
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i think only the combined forces of Alf Tupper, Val Hudson and Kenny Lampton will get the buggers fit and playing proper football. Maybe bring in Roy Race as coach and supersub Mark 'Five Minute' Faber.
the chumps in charge now would put Billy the Fish up front with Shakin' Stevens.
 
I did manage,albeit briefly, to park my executive Trabant next to the aforementioned red Ferrari in the players compound last Saturday. Under the cover of its trademark “smokescreen” the gatemen were taken partially by surprise on my high speed approach run. They did manage to deploy their “stinger” at the last moment but to no avail as I had wisely changed from slicks to solid rubber tyres earlier that morning. It took them ages to find anywhere to attach the tow rope and drag it away!
Any repeat of this on my part will be sadly out of the question due to the current scarcity of suitable “charging points” in the East Midlands. The nearest big clockwork key required to push into the side of the Trabant is all the way out at Houghton on the Hill. Full infrastructure to enable this will not be completed until 2030.
It is very easy to scoff about the inadequacies of the trusty Trabant but just consider this. During the “Barbarossa” invasion of the Soviet Union in 1941 Hitler’s armour plated Trabant got as far as Minsk before its doors fell off. We know this is true because Goebbels said so!
 
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