What gives you the horn?

[Giovanni Fongulo]

A new jar of olive oil does it for me. And hearing the life pried off for the first time. I know it could be time.

 

[jackieguaccamo]

80s perms and woollen electric blue tights. What!

 

[Robbo56]

Umbilical hernia op did it for me, 25 minutes to have a piss for a week after

 

[sgt_wilko]

A friend of mine did a medical trial when he was a student. He didn't find out what they were testing but it turned his shit white and gave him an erection that lasted for 3 days.

 

[HughJanus]

Was it built by Wimpy?

 

[mickyhoss]

A new jar of olive oil does it for me. And hearing the life pried off for the first time. I know it could be time.

The pope lying in state

 

[Big Knob Joe Gooner]

someone took the trouble to pluck all his nose hair out