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Lingers Long On Cank Street
Foxes That Always Quit
The Only Brazilian In The World That Can’t Play Football.
Ghana’s answer to Norman Wisdom
An overpriced chocolate Firegaard AND an ashtray on a plastique motorbike
A Trappist Director Of Football who calls in other orders of monks, and elephants, and then even coconuts, when things go bad.
A team that only kicks off when they are one nil down, then immediately concedes again.
A woman named Vicky telling it like it is, and being slagged off by old men who have a Vicki Vixen doll sat on their beds.
Two caretakers that sob to their mates that the mess they’re supposed to clear up is too big for them.
A whole team that should have gone into the Nine O’clock hosses wagon.
Classic clips from Dad’s Army three times every match, as Corporal Faes shouts ‘don’t panic’.
A never once wrong Manager straight out of an Oscar Wilde novel.
A midfield that finds the patches of treacle on every pitch, and then flounders in it.
A passive aggressive question - ‘who are you going to get in then?’ being used to shut down all evidence-based criticism.
One Vardy that got no service in court, and another who got likewise on the pitch.
The Only Brazilian In The World That Can’t Play Football.
Ghana’s answer to Norman Wisdom
An overpriced chocolate Firegaard AND an ashtray on a plastique motorbike
A Trappist Director Of Football who calls in other orders of monks, and elephants, and then even coconuts, when things go bad.
A team that only kicks off when they are one nil down, then immediately concedes again.
A woman named Vicky telling it like it is, and being slagged off by old men who have a Vicki Vixen doll sat on their beds.
Two caretakers that sob to their mates that the mess they’re supposed to clear up is too big for them.
A whole team that should have gone into the Nine O’clock hosses wagon.
Classic clips from Dad’s Army three times every match, as Corporal Faes shouts ‘don’t panic’.
A never once wrong Manager straight out of an Oscar Wilde novel.
A midfield that finds the patches of treacle on every pitch, and then flounders in it.
A passive aggressive question - ‘who are you going to get in then?’ being used to shut down all evidence-based criticism.
One Vardy that got no service in court, and another who got likewise on the pitch.
