Waiting for an e-mail

[Richardvanles]

So checked my spam.
Apparently I’ve Russian girls waiting to hear from me and another e-mail saying I’m one click away from meeting a Ukrainian girl.
I reckon I should get one of each, stick a paddling pool in my back garden, fill it with mud and have entertainment for the whole summer.

 

[sixthswan]

Why would they want to watch you wallowing in mud?