Updated Norfolk Constabulary Risk Assessment Ahead of Today’s Fixture

[channys6thswan]

Norfolk Constabulary have just amended their assessment of today’s Leicester fixture from ‘High Risk’ to ‘Risk of Self Harm’, following a review of the fifteen seconds or so of video footage they had been able to obtain of Carranza and Daka’s movements this season. The Force also said that, after a review of dashcam footage from Cifuentes’s bus, which had been commissioned following reports of erratic driving up and down the country, they have now reversed their planned closure of the eastbound A47, as they found that the coach ‘was not in a roadworthy condition, and had no-one on board.’

 

[tudor_fox]

Bootiful, they're keen as mustard to get this fixture played.

 

[rob]

They've all gone cold turkey.

 

[2 Pints of Lager]

Stuffing anyone?

 

[glynnak]

safest place to stand is on the Norwhich goal line

 

[Higher_Power_Fox]

If Alan Partridge did football commentary!

 

[stokiefox]

Lets be avin you!

 

[FirenzeFox]

Different days to when some folk on our Flanagan`s coach nicked the flags from the roof of a "Little Chef" on the A47. Led to the Norwich plod searching our coach at Carrow Road. Some of the flags were recovered. Some ended up in the Barclay Stand away section.

 

[ArmadaSur]

Different days to when some folk on our Flanagan`s coach nicked the flags from the roof of a "Little Chef" on the A47. Led to the Norwich plod searching our coach at Carrow Road. Some of the flags were recovered. Some ended up in the Barclay Stand away section.

seem to remember the flag i acquired was with me throughout the game, and, it wasn’t until we got back to the coach after the game, that the old bill met us, and very kindly asked for the flag back.
No further action taken, and homeward we traveled. Haven’t got a clue what the score was that day or what year.

 

[Collibosher]

Hey you got a light boy

 

[perdix]

A lot of the crowd shots today looked like the seniors from Norfolk's garden centres fraternity.