HarryThreaders
Roofer
Iverson - No better than Danny Ward. Tall.
Ricardo - Shame he’s had so many injuries. Although if he hadn’t he wouldn’t still be here.
Faes - Bomb scare. Looks terrified having Amarty next to him. As would I.
Amarty - needs to be his last game in a Leicester shirt.
Thomas - Dogshit. Needs a year in League One, as last night proved even the Championship is too good for him.
Praet - there’s a footballer in there, but it’s been Rogered out of him. Will move and be successful
Soumare - a midfield Trevor Benjamin
Dewsbury Hall - gone backwards under our elite manager. Looked like a future captain when we brought him in. Out of his depth now. Nice moustache.
Barnes - fuck knows
Tete - if he was from Braunstone not Brazil we’d be calling for his head by now. Looks a little bit shit. Should have signed Lookman.
Vardy - hate to say it, as the man’s a club legend, but finished. I get his legs have gone, but so has the anger and shithousery that was a big part of his game. Get your mrs’ court bills paid so you can retire and we can get the statue up.
On paper our first 11 are a decent, top half team, but also a couple of injuries away from being a bang average championship team.
Relegation has stopped ringing the bell now and is knocking on the door. Loudly.
Ricardo - Shame he’s had so many injuries. Although if he hadn’t he wouldn’t still be here.
Faes - Bomb scare. Looks terrified having Amarty next to him. As would I.
Amarty - needs to be his last game in a Leicester shirt.
Thomas - Dogshit. Needs a year in League One, as last night proved even the Championship is too good for him.
Praet - there’s a footballer in there, but it’s been Rogered out of him. Will move and be successful
Soumare - a midfield Trevor Benjamin
Dewsbury Hall - gone backwards under our elite manager. Looked like a future captain when we brought him in. Out of his depth now. Nice moustache.
Barnes - fuck knows
Tete - if he was from Braunstone not Brazil we’d be calling for his head by now. Looks a little bit shit. Should have signed Lookman.
Vardy - hate to say it, as the man’s a club legend, but finished. I get his legs have gone, but so has the anger and shithousery that was a big part of his game. Get your mrs’ court bills paid so you can retire and we can get the statue up.
On paper our first 11 are a decent, top half team, but also a couple of injuries away from being a bang average championship team.
Relegation has stopped ringing the bell now and is knocking on the door. Loudly.