There's this fat lass on my facebook

[jackieguaccamo]

I know her from old, she's gotta be 20 stone or over, botoxed to fuck, only has pictures of her, chin up! Lately she's started putting fucking pictures of her dinner every fucking day on facebook. Now I'm not saying she's lying, but if she was eating the food she took pictures off and shared on facebook, telling the world what healthy or affordable meal she's having that day, she wouldn't be any where near 20 stone. She never puts the seven packets of biscuits she must be eating, or the four cream scones she's smashed before bed!

It's the equivalent of an alcoholic constantly posting pictures of a can of lilt or a bottle of buxton spring, telling everyone what loveliness they're drinking today. But when you see them they are rolling around the clock tower stinking of piss.

Who the fuck is she kidding?

 

[Richardvanles]

I know her from old, she's gotta be 20 stone or over, botoxed to fuck, only has pictures of her, chin up! Lately she's started putting fucking pictures of her dinner every fucking day on facebook. Now I'm that saying she's lying, but if she was eating the food she took pictures off and shared on facebook, telling the world what healthy or affordable meal she's having that day, she wouldn't be any where near 20 stone. She never puts the seven packets of biscuits she must be eating, or the four cream scones she's smashed before bed!

It's the equivalent of an alcoholic constantly posting pictures of a can of lilt or a bottle of buxton spring, telling everyone what loveliness they're drinking today. But when you see them they are rolling around the clock tower stinking of piss.

Who the fuck is she kidding?

I like the “in a relationship” status.
3 months of love hearts and photos together day trips, out hill walking etc etc.
Then she’s mowing her own lawn coz he’s fucked off.
“It’s complicated” my arse.

 

[DagenhamFox]

“There's this fat lass on my face” would be a very different post.

One for Giovanni?