The Chip


Gold Bellend
When the medical chip is finally created and able to implant and store your medical details.

Are you happy to have it?


Season Ticket Holder
what would be the purpose of a device like this? it dosent make any sense.

Your medical records are stored centrally, and already available on an app on your phone, why go to the effort to replicate the data on an implanted chip?

That being said there is a future for personnal medical devices measuring heart rate, blood pressure etc loads of people are wearing them already, and for some they may save lives by catching the warning signs of medical conditions.


Season Ticket Holder
I’ve long said that if it’s sold in the right way, youngsters will be queuing up at midnight to get their upgrade implants!