Straight in at No. 1


On the Caants List...
Mr. G Crookes
in a team full of Chelsea players he makes room for our striker with for this piece of wisdom...
“Kelechi Iheanacho: What a goal. He had already set up Timothy Castagne's equaliser before firing in an unstoppable shot past a stranded Vicente Guaita in the Crystal Palace net. Kelechi Iheanacho is in red hot form. Fourteen goals in 14 games for the Nigerian Super Eagle says it all really. This was a massive win for Leicester and cements their challenge for a Champions League spot. I might make Chelsea slight favourites for the FA Cup final but I've just got a funny feeling it might be Leicester and Brendan Rodgers' year. However none of that must deter Tottenham Hotspur from trying to get Rodgers to fulfil their vacant managerial post. He's the only man for the job right now.”


FA Cup Voucher Holder
Pity the pundit
Who once played for Spurs
Or even managed the fuckurs
Watching the Lilywhites
Turn to reallyshites
In a bottomless bowl of debt.

Oh for the Glory Glory Days
When Hoddle and Waddle
Hit the charts.
Diamond Lights
Cold electric sky,
I won’t quote of the rest of it
It’s like Spurs these days
Fifty shades of shit.

It’s why Garth and co must retreat into fantasy,
About keeping Kane
And poaching Rodgers
Fantasy is the only League that Spurs could ever win nowadays
Except they wouldn’t, of course
Even dreams don’t lie
(Well not to that extent)
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The new manager at Spud is also going to have to fight to hang onto the decent players that they already have. Their precious Harry Kane must've looked across at his old teammate Kyle Walker after the League Cup Final and compared the number of winners medals Walker has won since leaving Spuds with the number of medals 'Arry has won (0) during the same period and concluded that it might just be time to leave for pastures new...


Thatched roofer
£1.17bn in debt. Not won the League since 1961. Won less trophies than us in the Premier League era. Below us in the League. Won't be in the Champions League next season. Inferior training facilities. Super League cunts.
The Athletic have referred several times to their training ground as 'the best'; I know nothing about it, tbh.
Maybe it also has a large Bottle Store or summat?


I can't see Brendan wanting the spuds job or even being interested, he's already at a big city club who are evolving into something exciting.


The caant is at it again!

Jonny Evans: This was an impressive display by Southampton. It wasn't that long ago the Saints played Leicester at home, had a man sent off and had nine goals put past them. These days this is a very different Southampton. The red card shown to Jannik Vestergaard was so appalling it makes you wonder what the game is coming to. Leicester missed a massive opportunity by not taking advantage of this shocking decision. It took a goal by Jonny Evans, who is in terrific form at the moment, to salvage a point for the Foxes. If Brendan Rodgers does go to Spurs, he could do a lot worse than take Evans with him.


Regular Poster
Must be a reason why he quit Twitter in 2017, can't be for receiving racism otherwise the Beeb would be all over it.

Obviously fed up off being called out for being a fun sponge.