kpbw
Sole Purveyor Of 'Kaypee's Positivity Pills'™
They're all pretty naff and unimaginative aren't they?
Kasper gets the most economical chant of the lot. The 'tributes' to Danny Ward and Marc Albrighton hardly raise the bar much further.
I may be wrong (form an orderly queue) but the only ones with any hint of originality are those for Söyüncü (albeit an anti-Maguire song: does anyone have any proof about the alleged size of his male appendage?), Vardy's two(!) songs, Wilf, Tielemans, Barnes, Dewsbury-Hall(mystifyingly given the accolade on his debut for the first team - he's just fortunate his name fits the tune perhaps?) and the Daka one which is mostly incomprehensible to me. The Vichai song is a genuinely unique stand out homage amongst the depressingly mundane norm.
Thomas and Choudhairy get the same local boy treatment but at least they get a tune. Nacho and Amartey get a shout too but surely quality players like Fofana, JJ, Evans, Ricardo, Timmy and Maddison deserve a least one little ditty to themselves? Remind me if I've missed them. Maybe it's no surprise Perez doesn't have one.
Unfortunately I think the whole, very limited repertoire is symptomatic of our collective inability to make a decent and supportive racket compared to many other much better vocally supported teams. We generally create more noise away from home but that's not always a given. Some of our attempts at creating an atmosphere and taunting the opposition are positively embarrassing. "We're the right side..." "We pay your benefits" etc ad nauseam.
Where's the wit, humour and originality ("Leicester boys are on a bender, Elton John's a sex offender". Be still my aching sides!)?!
Was it better back in the day? What's the problem? The clappers can't be all to blame. What's the answer? There's no simple solution that's for sure. Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
Kasper gets the most economical chant of the lot. The 'tributes' to Danny Ward and Marc Albrighton hardly raise the bar much further.
I may be wrong (form an orderly queue) but the only ones with any hint of originality are those for Söyüncü (albeit an anti-Maguire song: does anyone have any proof about the alleged size of his male appendage?), Vardy's two(!) songs, Wilf, Tielemans, Barnes, Dewsbury-Hall(mystifyingly given the accolade on his debut for the first team - he's just fortunate his name fits the tune perhaps?) and the Daka one which is mostly incomprehensible to me. The Vichai song is a genuinely unique stand out homage amongst the depressingly mundane norm.
Thomas and Choudhairy get the same local boy treatment but at least they get a tune. Nacho and Amartey get a shout too but surely quality players like Fofana, JJ, Evans, Ricardo, Timmy and Maddison deserve a least one little ditty to themselves? Remind me if I've missed them. Maybe it's no surprise Perez doesn't have one.
Unfortunately I think the whole, very limited repertoire is symptomatic of our collective inability to make a decent and supportive racket compared to many other much better vocally supported teams. We generally create more noise away from home but that's not always a given. Some of our attempts at creating an atmosphere and taunting the opposition are positively embarrassing. "We're the right side..." "We pay your benefits" etc ad nauseam.
Where's the wit, humour and originality ("Leicester boys are on a bender, Elton John's a sex offender". Be still my aching sides!)?!
Was it better back in the day? What's the problem? The clappers can't be all to blame. What's the answer? There's no simple solution that's for sure. Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
