Sod that..

Been on ten or eleven cruises. Planning on another in October. Had it rough two days in all that time. Never as bad as that though. Worse time was ironically the first night on my first cruise. I woke up at 2:30 in the morning. Pitch black in the cabin, felt like I was on a roller coaster blindfolded. I threw on some clothes and made my way to the cafeteria area as I heard noises from there, thinking that they were getting everyone together to abandon ship and it was full of folk pissed as farts, just out the nightclub eating pizzas, kebabs and French fries.
I got a cup of tea and fucked off back to bed.
 
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