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Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers

hackneyfox

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Thought I'd try the trial offer of contact lenses. They sent an email saying they were ready for collection and a number to phone. Phoned the number but standard bollocks of 'We're busy please make an appointment via the website'. Appointment duly made and mentioned on the online form that I was picking up lenses and needed to be shown how to fit them.
Rocked up this morning and entered the building about two minutes late, went to reception and waited four minutes before someone came over, 'You need to go upstairs'. Went upsatirs and was told that as I was now seven minutes late they couldn't see me as they only allowed you to be five miniutes late. Explained that it was just to pick up contact lenses and be shown how to fit them and that I'd been kept waiting downstairs but it wouldn't wash.
Cycled back home, total of 12 miles now done.
Made another appointment for this evening. Rocked up on time to be told that they couldn't see me now as it needed a double time slot so I could be shown how to fit and remove contacts.
Explained that I'd been this morning and they'd never mentioned I needed a double time slot, that their initial message never mentioned that and that I couldn't have spoken to anyone on the phone who may have explained this as they DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!.
Cycled back home, total of 24 miles now done.
I have a double time slot appointment for 10:30 tomorrow, so if you hear of someone going postal in central London tomorrow at some point after 10:30 it will be due to them fucking me around again.
36 miles to get contact lenses, least it's keeping me fit but imagine if it was someone who struggled to get around.

Caants
 

hackneyfox

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Sorry dude, I thought it might've been a Specsavers conspiracy or because of Brexit.
I didn't know it was just a whiny-assed whine.
That's what happens when you have a sceptic moderating things, they just don't understand Brexit.
Now we've taken back control shouldn't it be a local moderating? xxx
 

Pen4

Steward
Thought I'd try the trial offer of contact lenses. They sent an email saying they were ready for collection and a number to phone. Phoned the number but standard bollocks of 'We're busy please make an appointment via the website'. Appointment duly made and mentioned on the online form that I was picking up lenses and needed to be shown how to fit them.
Rocked up this morning and entered the building about two minutes late, went to reception and waited four minutes before someone came over, 'You need to go upstairs'. Went upsatirs and was told that as I was now seven minutes late they couldn't see me as they only allowed you to be five miniutes late. Explained that it was just to pick up contact lenses and be shown how to fit them and that I'd been kept waiting downstairs but it wouldn't wash.
Cycled back home, total of 12 miles now done.
Made another appointment for this evening. Rocked up on time to be told that they couldn't see me now as it needed a double time slot so I could be shown how to fit and remove contacts.
Explained that I'd been this morning and they'd never mentioned I needed a double time slot, that their initial message never mentioned that and that I couldn't have spoken to anyone on the phone who may have explained this as they DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!!.
Cycled back home, total of 24 miles now done.
I have a double time slot appointment for 10:30 tomorrow, so if you hear of someone going postal in central London tomorrow at some point after 10:30 it will be due to them fucking me around again.
36 miles to get contact lenses, least it's keeping me fit but imagine if it was someone who struggled to get around.

Caants
on the upside you have thighs and calves like an Olympic sprinter
 

tudor_fox

Season Ticket Holder
I went to Specsavers for an eye test. They asked what was the problem with my eyesight.
I explained I couldn't see long distance very well.
The optician took me over to the window & pointed up into the sky & asked what's that up there?
The sun, I replied
How far do you want to fukcing see? he said.
 

tudor_fox

Season Ticket Holder
My Polish mate went to Specsavers for an eye test. The optician pointed at the chart with letters if the alphabet on.
Can you read that he said.
Read it, I went school with him said my mate.
 

Oadlad

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I prefer the general content of this part as I don't listen to much or watch much, sorry...
 
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