Reasons to be cheerful...

kpbw

kpbw

Sole Purveyor Of 'Kaypee's Positivity Pills'™
... it's eerily quiet on here. How queer!


Hit me with your rhythm stick in the anti-'Sir'Snide-stylie:

We won
We scored not one but two goals
We kept a clean sheet and never looked in trouble
Stolarczyk will do for me "You put your big Pole in..."
JV scored a classic JV goal
JV needs one more goal for the magic 200
JV needs two more appearances in the last three games to make it 500 for City
El Khannouss is a class act
The yerth Monga is a very exciting prospect
"You're not fit to referee!" straight after the ref took a dive a rare moment of genuine crowd wittiness these days
JV blowing the ref's whistle for a foul when he went down injured
The replacement ref getting applauded on to the pitch
Luke Thomas had a very solid game and will do well next season
There wasn't a mass exodus at any point in the game
Unless Rudkin is deaf and blind he now knows what everyone thinks of him and where he should go

Feel free to add your own many moments of deep joy from today's experience but in anticipation of a shedload of wide-ranging negative commentary I'll start with... Southampton were fucking crap

Keep smiling

Carpe Diem y'all
 
kpbw said:
... it's eerily quiet on here. How queer!


Hit me with your rhythm stick in the anti-'Sir'Snide-stylie:

We won
We scored not one but two goals
We kept a clean sheet and never looked in trouble
Stolarczyk will do for me "You put your big Pole in..."
JV scored a classic JV goal
JV needs one more goal for the magic 200
JV needs two more appearances in the last three games to make it 500 for City
El Khannouss is a class act
The yerth Monga is a very exciting prospect
"You're not fit to referee!" straight after the ref took a dive a rare moment of genuine crowd wittiness these days
JV blowing the ref's whistle for a foul when he went down injured
The replacement ref getting applauded on to the pitch
Luke Thomas had a very solid game and will do well next season
There wasn't a mass exodus at any point in the game
Unless Rudkin is deaf and blind he now knows what everyone thinks of him and where he should go

Feel free to add your own many moments of deep joy from today's experience but in anticipation of a shedload of wide-ranging negative commentary I'll start with... Southampton were fucking crap

Keep smiling

Carpe Diem y'all
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I did say it was going to be great.
Cheers for The Pills
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1. Southampton WERE crap!
2. The half time coffee was alright
3. I came home happy
4. All of the other things you mentioned
 
kpbw said:
... it's eerily quiet on here. How queer!


Hit me with your rhythm stick in the anti-'Sir'Snide-stylie:

We won
We scored not one but two goals
We kept a clean sheet and never looked in trouble
Stolarczyk will do for me "You put your big Pole in..."
JV scored a classic JV goal
JV needs one more goal for the magic 200
JV needs two more appearances in the last three games to make it 500 for City
El Khannouss is a class act
The yerth Monga is a very exciting prospect
"You're not fit to referee!" straight after the ref took a dive a rare moment of genuine crowd wittiness these days
JV blowing the ref's whistle for a foul when he went down injured
The replacement ref getting applauded on to the pitch
Luke Thomas had a very solid game and will do well next season
There wasn't a mass exodus at any point in the game
Unless Rudkin is deaf and blind he now knows what everyone thinks of him and where he should go

Feel free to add your own many moments of deep joy from today's experience but in anticipation of a shedload of wide-ranging negative commentary I'll start with... Southampton were fucking crap

Keep smiling

Carpe Diem y'all
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All is not well, but this is still an excellent summary!
 
Overhaul Ipswich and it's another £3 Millionish in the bank. (I think?).

But really, it's all about getting JV to those milestones now, I don't give a fuck about anything else at the moment to be perfectly honest.

Be nice to go all out attack V Ipswich with Monger on from the start and Daka carrying the drinks :eek:
 
EMExile said:
Overhaul Ipswich and it's another £3 Millionish in the bank. (I think?).

But really, it's all about getting JV to those milestones now, I don't give a fuck about anything else at the moment to be perfectly honest.

Be nice to go all out attack V Ipswich with Monger on from the start and Daka carrying the drinks :eek:
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'Daka carrying the drinks' ... Hmmm - Not sure about that. It is getting warmer. Players will need to take on fluids. Can we risk him being in charge of them.
 
kpbw said:
... it's eerily quiet on here. How queer!


Hit me with your rhythm stick in the anti-'Sir'Snide-stylie:

We won
We scored not one but two goals
We kept a clean sheet and never looked in trouble
Stolarczyk will do for me "You put your big Pole in..."
JV scored a classic JV goal
JV needs one more goal for the magic 200
JV needs two more appearances in the last three games to make it 500 for City
El Khannouss is a class act
The yerth Monga is a very exciting prospect
"You're not fit to referee!" straight after the ref took a dive a rare moment of genuine crowd wittiness these days
JV blowing the ref's whistle for a foul when he went down injured
The replacement ref getting applauded on to the pitch
Luke Thomas had a very solid game and will do well next season
There wasn't a mass exodus at any point in the game
Unless Rudkin is deaf and blind he now knows what everyone thinks of him and where he should go

Feel free to add your own many moments of deep joy from today's experience but in anticipation of a shedload of wide-ranging negative commentary I'll start with... Southampton were fucking crap

Keep smiling

Carpe Diem y'all
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Another Sales pitch for those pills of yours, I’d better restock for next season, are they available on Amazon yet😉👍
 
Elsie Heffsey said:
'Daka carrying the drinks' ... Hmmm - Not sure about that. It is getting warmer. Players will need to take on fluids. Can we risk him being in charge of them.
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Don't worry, they will probably give him beakers filled with confetti in true clown fashion 🤡

 
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Let’s get the confetti out after beating the potentially equal worst team in premier league history.

We might even end up being stuck with the worst manager in football history on the back of it.

I’m with Darren of viral fame
 

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Jack Stephens wouldn't get into my sunday team.
He made Faes look like Beckenbauer.
We'll probably sign him next season once any 3 of Faes, coady, vesty, okoli leave.
 
EMExile said:
Overhaul Ipswich and it's another £3 Millionish in the bank. (I think?).

But really, it's all about getting JV to those milestones now, I don't give a fuck about anything else at the moment to be perfectly honest.

Be nice to go all out attack V Ipswich with Monger on from the start and Daka carrying the drinks :eek:
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Id give Daka a cows arse and a banjo and a year to connect them
 
Nickj said:
Another Sales pitch for those pills of yours, I’d better restock for next season, are they available on Amazon yet😉👍
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Message me Nick. I can do you a great mates rates deal for next season. I've got some really exciting new products coming up. Trust me. Needs must me duck.

I'm currently in negotiations with Walt (one of my best and loyal customers) and his people about him being the Poster Boy for 'Kaypee's Positivity Pills™' for 2025-2026. Suave, witty, wise and devilishly handsome (but that's enough about me) I'm sure our man from that there London will do an excellent job in persuading the cynics, miseries, moaners and knee jerkers that a little psychedelic enhancement will go a very long way in the Championship. Best taken with a few pre-match tinctures obviously as per the detailed instructions on the bottle. No side effects whatsoever! What's not to like?

Keep smiling y'all! 😊
 
kpbw said:
Message me Nick. I can do you a great mates rates deal for next season. I've got some really exciting new products coming up. Trust me. Needs must me duck.

I'm currently in negotiations with Walt (one of my best and loyal customers) and his people about him being the Poster Boy for 'Kaypee's Positivity Pills™' for 2025-2026. Suave, witty, wise and devilishly handsome (but that's enough about me) I'm sure our man from that there London will do an excellent job in persuading the cynics, miseries, moaners and knee jerkers that a little psychedelic enhancement will go a very long way in the Championship. Best taken with a few pre-match tinctures obviously as per the detailed instructions on the bottle. No side effects whatsoever! What's not to like?

Keep smiling y'all! 😊
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I’m looking forward to next season already😉😂
 
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