R.I.P. Micky

Who was the chap doing the introductions at the funeral ‘ Wolves Fan’ thought he was very good as well…
 
Back of the head of ageing matinee idol taking centre stage in picture one. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer have me in make up for hours on end nowadays. “Lights,camera,action…..”!
I was sat next to Borbage at the funeral and can confirm that he simply exudes star appeal. I was almost blinded by the glittering aura which sprays from his every sinew.
The room simply exploded as he took his seat. It was as though Clark Gable had joined us.
Never before has Nuneaton been treated to such a celestial presence.
Would that he could have been with me to banish the utter bleakness of the drab waiting room on Platform 5 of even drabber Nuneaton Station as I awaited my evening train to take me back to all the other cockneys fuckwits.
We are truly blessed to have him amongst us.
 
I was sat next to Borbage at the funeral and can confirm that he simply exudes star appeal. I was almost blinded by the glittering aura which sprays from his every sinew.
The room simply exploded as he took his seat. It was as though Clark Gable had joined us.
Never before has Nuneaton been treated to such a celestial presence.
Would that he could have been with me to banish the utter bleakness of the drab waiting room on Platform 5 of even drabber Nuneaton Station as I awaited my evening train to take me back to all the other cockneys fuckwits.
We are truly blessed to have him amongst us.
If only I could use a knife and fork properly I would be the real deal.
I missed out on the star part of Edward Scissorhands the screen test was a disaster. Blood and guts everywhere!
 
Having met borebage at the funeral, I expected a cross between Richard Burton and Micky Flannigan. They say never meet your heroes.
That’s Hollywood for you Astley (good to meet you there btw). Our thespian is currently engaged on a thirty second re-make of ‘Dr Zhivago At Sea’ for the Russian equivalent of Tik Tok, and that was him as the old Alec Guinness (after ten pints of the stuff on the Smoggy Savannah). Off set, he looks mostly like a taller, leaner version of Tom Selleck, from his prime in Magnum Mint Minis.
 
That’s Hollywood for you Astley (good to meet you there btw). Our thespian is currently engaged on a thirty second re-make of ‘Dr Zhivago At Sea’ for the Russian equivalent of Tik Tok, and that was him as the old Alec Guinness (after ten pints of the stuff on the Smoggy Savannah). Off set, he looks mostly like a taller, leaner version of Tom Selleck, from his prime in Magnum Mint Minis.
😂😂likewise!
 
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