Of-fish-ial thread

[Filbo65]

Now we've settled in to this new plaice, I reckon we need some puns as a welcome distraction from yesterday's disappointment...

 

[sixthswan]

I've haddock nuff of puns.

 

[haardaarss]

If John Scales posts on here, please let minnow.

 

[Outfoxed]

Are you all doing this on porpoise/.

 

[Brizzlfox]

A good ole fish pun thread is good for the sole...and hu-manatee in general

 

[sixthswan]

Don't tell him Pike.

 

[wints]

Oh for Cods hake!!

 

[DagenhamFox]

If I see Nicola Sturgeon on the box again I shoal scream.

 

[Collibosher]

Not this load of pollocks again

 

[Franklargescores]

That was trout of order.

 

[Filbo65]

I thought this thread might flounder...

 

[borebage53]

"No but, Halibut, yes but"!

 

[Lozfox1978]

Stop carping and clam up!

 

[mickyhoss]

Nicola Sturgeon hanging her haddock

 

[DagenhamFox]

Sturgeon’s just shellfish having her own rules for Scotland.

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

My headlights don't work on full bream.

 

[Brizzlfox]

Nicola Sturgeon hanging her haddock

Her predecessor Alex Salmon will be pulling at his little sprat thinking about that...

 

[WhitburnFox]

Fish puns? Not much has changed, then?

 

[Franklargescores]

Jump off your perch and join in.

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

Eel be be joining in soon

 

[Silver Fox]

Eggs will roe the dace he spent on the old site doing fish puns.

 

[LGFOX]

Let’s hope the usual arse soles don’t mess this up. This new site is a great oppor tuna ty to move forward and any fin is possible

 

[sixthswan]

Hope the usual suspects, remain Koi.

 

[DagenhamFox]

This plaice is like a breath of fresh air, the old board was starting to smell a bit like surströmming.

The rankest food available to man and beast.

 

[sixthswan]

Hakarl is an interesting dish. No need to piss on your chips, with that one.

 

[Filbo65]

Hakarl is an interesting dish. No need to piss on your chips, with that one.

Sounds a bit too close to hotkarl for my liking, with his gorgeous pouting links

 

[sixthswan]

I did think that...